Tu Online Hai Main Bhi Online Hun-Funny Teddy Song for FB Friends

[00:03.29] Tu online hai, main bhi online hun

[00:09.52] Tu agar jo fine hai toh main bhi yaar fine hun,

[00:16.48] Tera status update padhke maine dekha,

[00:22.49] Ye line to teri nahi, toh kidhar se tu chepa,

[00:28.74] Teri friendlist toh mere se bhi lambi hai,

[00:32.24] Kabse teri first language angrejji hai?

[00:35.24] Arre mere chat ka reply ab tak diya nahi

[00:43.99] Kispe laga pada hai, tu aaj bhi suddhra nahi,

[00:44.49] Fir bhi meine like kiya tere comment pe,

[00:45.74] Mere comment ka bhi samajh, sentiment re,

[00:48.03] Tu online hai, main bhi online hun,

[00:54.98] Coincidence nahi re main, mobile pe all the time hun,

[01:00.75] Tu bhi online, main bhi online, ping to kar zara tu,

[01:07.49] Friendship request bheji thi pichhle month ko,

[01:10.24] Ab jake accept kiya, tum na bade jhand ho,

[01:13.50] School college mein toh, you were such a Champu,

[01:16.99] Facebook twitter mein popular kaise ban gaya tu,

[01:19.99] Mutual friends hai itne par kisi ko, I don’t know,

[01:22.99] Tune liya naya haircut, please show show show

[01:26.75] Photoshop kiya hua maine tera DP dekha,

[01:32.75] Apni bhaddi profile ko tune kya mast lipa pota,

[01:39.23] Tu online, main bhi online, kahan bhagega beta

[01:45.77] Mere bhi facebook mein, photos kitne gande hai,

[01:54.99] Chubby chubby si lag rahi hun, gaalon mein jaise ande hai

[01:58.49] Naye pic mein tum bhi kya smile de rahe ho,

[02:01.74] Kya gam hai jo itna chhupa rahe ho,

[02:04.97] FB ka ye settings kahan se change karun,

[02:07.76] Faltu ke notifications kaise band karun,

[02:11.26] Tere timeline pe, mere timeline pe,

[02:17.99] Dekh ye naya hai koun, maar raha hai line be,

[02:23.74] Tu bhi online, main bhi online, chat vat toh kar le re,

[02:30.50] Sabka chakkar chalu hai ab tera kounsa on hai,

[02:36.77] Aaj bhi sukhe halat mein hai, ya intupintu toing hai,

[02:42.49] Pata hai kya , pata hai pata hai,

[02:43.48] Chiki aur chandapulam ka break up hua hai,

[02:45.99] Gandu apne baap ki gadi thok aaya hai,

[02:49.26] Jaanu ki jaan ko heart attack aaya hai,

[02:52.52] Credit card ka fatka aisa tagda khaaya hai,

[02:56.23] Ramcharan ne bhi marital status chupaya hai,

[02:59.50] Ek tere juicy affair ka news aaya hai

[03:02.49] Arre tu online hai, main bhi online hun,

[03:05.74] Magar teri tagging se main badi hi pareshan hun,

[03:15.24] Tu bhi online, main bhi online, par line pe ab aa tu,

[03:22.49] Ab dekho ye koun hai? Aaiye aaiye..

[03:24.73] Dil kare ki tujhko main chappal uthake marun,

[03:27.71] Chaddi buddy the hum, kya teri abhi utarun,

[03:30.99] Tune shaddi vaddi kar li, mujhe invite bheja nahi,

[03:34.54] Tujhko na kiya delete, to mera naam tejaa nahi,

[03:37.76] Baaki group ke friends, meri party mein aana,

[03:40.25] All the boys, get your girls, and girls tum boyz patakar lana,

[03:44.24] Longtime no C, email bhi kara nahi,

[03:50.24] Bhabhiji ko secrets bata dun kya main abhi,

[03:56.49] Ab to subscribe kar, mera video like kar,

[04:02.99] Share kar mera ye post, mere dost, nahi to fod dungi computer,

[04:09.77] Abbe tu kyun offline hai, main ab bhi online hun,

[04:14.73] Tune off kar li chat, achcha kya samajha humko jhantu,

[04:22.23] Tu bhi online, main bhi online, subscribe kar zara tu, subscribe kar

[04:25.52] le free mein tu….