Makin' Whoopee

[00:10.79] Another bride, another June

[00:16.54] Another sunny honeymoon

[00:22.30] Another season, another reason

[00:27.78] For makin' whoopee

[00:33.82] A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

[00:39.55] The groom is nervous, he answers twice

[00:45.31] It's really killin' that he's so willin'

[00:51.06] To make whoopee

[00:57.06] Now, picture a little love nest

[01:03.60] Down where the roses cling

[01:09.08] Picture the same sweet love nest

[01:14.83] Think what a year can bring

[01:19.34] He's washin' dishes and baby clothes

[01:25.34] He's so ambitious, he even sews

[01:31.10] But don't forget folks, that's what you get folks

[01:36.86] For makin' whoopee

[02:05.37] Another year, or maybe less

[02:11.36] What's this I hear? Well can't you guess?

[02:17.11] She feels neglected, and he's suspected

[02:22.67] Of makin' whoopee

[02:28.44] She sits alone most every night

[02:34.43] He doesn't phone her, he doesn't write

[02:39.93] He says he's busy, but she says "Is he?"

[02:45.68] He's makin' whoopee

[02:51.68] Well he doesn't make much money

[02:57.94] Only five thousand per

[03:03.68] And some judge that thinks he's funny

[03:09.67] Says, "You'll pay six to her."

[03:13.18] So he says, "Judge, suppose I fail?"

[03:19.92] The judge says, "March right into jail."

[03:26.17] You better keep her, I think it's cheaper

[03:31.93] Than makin' whoopee

[03:37.69] You better keep her, I think it's cheaper

[03:48.19] Than makin' whoooooopeeee