Eminem - Rap God

[00:00.77] Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings

[00:04.46] But I'm only going to get this one chance

[00:09.15] Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

[00:11.48] Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

[00:17.61] If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,

[00:20.79] And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

[00:24.51] You were just what the doctor ordered

[00:25.56] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[00:28.93] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[00:31.88] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[00:35.33] They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

[00:37.49] But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

[00:39.85] I got a laptop in my back pocket

[00:41.44] My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

[00:43.02] Got a fat knot from that rap profit

[00:45.15] Made a living and a killing off it

[00:46.14] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

[00:47.71] With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack

[00:49.53] I'm an MC still as honest

[00:51.07] But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)

[00:54.29] This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop

[00:55.62] You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap

[00:58.00] Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac

[01:01.08] The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing

[01:04.21] That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table

[01:05.76] Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

[01:07.82] Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

[01:10.93] How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

[01:14.50] Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad

[01:16.36] It's actually disastrously bad

[01:18.49] For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

[01:20.85] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[01:24.00] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[01:26.65] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[01:30.31] Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[01:33.43] Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

[01:36.84] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance

[01:39.75] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

[01:41.09] Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since

[01:44.16] MC's get taken to school with this music

[01:46.12] Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme

[01:47.95] Now I lead a new school full of students

[01:49.56] Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-

[01:52.70] -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

[01:55.86] Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position

[01:59.02] To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'

[02:02.23] Roll Hall of Fame

[02:03.12] Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

[02:05.74] Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

[02:08.61] On the wall of shame

[02:09.90] You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

[02:13.24] Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

[02:15.88] Little gay looking boy

[02:16.47] So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

[02:18.81] You witnessing a massacre

[02:19.84] Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

[02:22.99] Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

[02:25.63] You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

[02:27.20] And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

[02:29.03] Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

[02:30.34] I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

[02:32.18] I'mma work for everything I have

[02:33.57] Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy

[02:35.15] Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

[02:36.96] To keep up with the same pace looking boy

[02:38.29] 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[02:41.69] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[02:44.79] The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

[02:48.22] Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

[02:50.84] Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[02:54.94] So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent

[02:58.43] Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

[03:01.64] And I should not be woken

[03:03.08] I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

[03:06.51] But I got your mom deep throating

[03:08.17] I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle

[03:11.31] I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

[03:14.71] It's me, my honesty's brutal

[03:17.06] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

[03:20.51] For good at least once in a while

[03:21.24] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

[03:24.11] Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times

[03:27.24] But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned

[03:30.39] Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

[03:32.77] I know there was a time where once I

[03:34.60] Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

[03:37.66] So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

[03:40.34] Appeal with the skin color of mine

[03:41.52] You get too big and here they come trying to,

[03:43.63] Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP

[03:46.69] One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

[03:49.86] Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

[03:53.55] See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've

[03:56.70] Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

[03:59.33] You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

[04:01.41] And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

[04:03.53] You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows

[04:06.72] You're like normal, fuck being normal

[04:08.03] And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

[04:10.15] To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

[04:12.28] 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad

[04:14.37] Singin' to a man while they played piano

[04:15.92] Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

[04:19.33] So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

[04:21.92] "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

[04:23.29] Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

[04:25.46] Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

[04:27.15] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

[04:28.75] Innovative and I'm made of rubber

[04:29.80] So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

[04:31.85] I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating

[04:33.44] How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

[04:35.28] Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting

[04:37.09] For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

[04:38.66] Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

[04:39.96] I make elevating music, you make elevator music

[04:41.79] Oh, he's too mainstream

[04:43.39] Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it

[04:45.17] It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

[04:48.31] With rock, shock rap with Doc

[04:50.13] Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it

[04:51.69] I don't know how to make songs like that

[04:53.30] I don't know what words to use

[04:54.61] Let me know when it occurs to you

[04:56.17] While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

[04:57.74] It’s curtains, I’m in