The big bang theory

[00:00.66] Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state

[00:03.16] Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait

[00:06.91] The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool

[00:09.66] Neanderthals developed tools

[00:11.41] We built a wall (we built the pyramids)

[00:12.16] Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries

[00:15.90] That all started with the big bang! Hey!

[00:18.66] Since the dawn of man is really not that long

[00:21.64] As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song

[00:24.87] A fraction of a second and the elements were made

[00:27.62] The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate

[00:30.38] They tried to leap but they were late

[00:32.37] And they all died (they froze their asses off)

[00:33.62] The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya

[00:36.64] Set in motion by the same big bang!

[00:39.62] It all started with the big bang!

[00:42.62] It's expanding ever outward but one day

[00:48.61] It will cause the stars to go the other way

[00:53.61] Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be hurt

[00:59.35] Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

[01:17.09] Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

[01:19.84] Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)

[01:22.83] Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)

[01:25.83] It all started with the big bang!

[01:28.83] Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

[01:32.09] It all started with the big bang!

[01:34.83] It all started with the big bang!