Michael In The Bathroom
[00:10.05] I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
[00:16.04] I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all
[00:24.78] I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
[00:38.02] But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly, or pretend to check a text on my phone
[00:46.77] Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair
[00:54.03] Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there
[01:02.56] Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom, at a party
[01:12.29] Forget how long it's been
[01:15.29] I'm just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
[01:22.52] No you can't come in!
[01:25.02] I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
[01:30.03] And picking at grout as I softly grieve
[01:33.56] I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo, Michael in the bathroom by himself
[01:45.03] All by himself
[01:50.03] I am hiding, but he's out there, just ignoring all our history
[01:57.28] Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced, with a newer, cooler version of me
[02:06.03] And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door, "I wanna dance with somebody!"
[02:13.28] And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore!
[02:21.04] Now it's just Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
[02:28.28] I half regret the beers
[02:31.53] Michael in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at a party
[02:40.13] As I choke back the tears
[02:43.63] I'll wait as long as I need, ‘til my face is dry
[02:59.64] Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye!
[03:00.88] I'm just Michael who you don't know, Michael flyin' solo
[03:01.64] Michael in the bathroom by himself!
[03:03.38] Knock, knock, knock, knock
[03:04.88] They're gonna start to shout soon
[03:06.39] Knock, knock, knock, knock
[03:08.64] Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon
[03:10.13] Knock, knock, knock, knock
[03:12.40] It sucks he left me here alone..
[03:14.39] Knock, knock, knock, knock
[03:16.63] Here in this teenage battle zone..
[03:18.38] Clang, clang, clang, clang
[03:20.63] I feel the pressure blowing up..
[03:22.14] Bang, bang, bang, bang
[03:24.38] My big mistake was showing up..
[03:26.14] Splash, splash, splash, splash
[03:28.12] I throw some water in my face
[03:30.15] And I am in a better place
[03:31.88] I go to open up the door
[03:34.63] But I can't hear knocking
[03:36.38] Anymore
[03:44.88] And I can't help but yearn
[03:48.89] For a different time
[03:52.65] And then I look in the mirror
[03:55.38] And the present is clearer
[03:56.88] And there's no denying, I'm just..
[04:06.88] At a party
[04:09.65] Is there a sadder sight than...
[04:12.39] Michael in the bathroom at a party
[04:19.63] This is a heinous night
[04:22.39] I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn
[04:25.38] Or wish I offed myself instead
[04:30.38] Wish I was never born!
[04:31.38] I'm just Michael who's a loner
[04:33.88] So he must be a stoner
[04:36.39] Rides a PT Cruiser
[04:38.14] God he's such a loser
[04:40.13] Michael flyin' solo
[04:41.88] Who you think that you know
[04:44.13] Michael in the bathroom by himself
[04:48.88] All by himself
[04:52.88] All by himself
[04:55.63] All you know about me is my name
[05:00.63] Awesome party
[05:02.12] I'm so glad I came
