A Summer In Ohio Instrumental
[00:13.15] I could have a mansion on a hill
[00:16.69] I could lease a villa in Seville
[00:19.65] But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in Ohio
[00:22.89] With a gay midget named Carl playing Tevye and Porgy
[00:33.66] I could wander Paris after dark
[00:36.90] Take a carriage ride through Central Park
[00:40.15] But it wouldn't be as nice as a summer in Ohio
[00:43.87] Where I'm sharing a room with a former stripper and her snake, Wayne
[00:50.91] I could have a satchel full of dollar bills
[00:56.16] Cures for all the nation's ills
[00:59.46] Pills to make a lion purr
[01:04.67] I could be in line to be the British queen
[01:09.67] Look like I was seventeen
[01:13.15] Still I'm certain I prefer to be going slowly batty
[01:18.15] Forty miles east of Cincinnati
[01:22.89] I could shove an ice pick in my eye
[01:25.64] I could eat some fish from last July
[01:28.66] But it wouldn't be as awful as a summer in Ohio
[01:32.15] Without cable, hot water, Vietnamese food, or you
[01:42.15] I saw your book at a Target in Kentucky
[01:45.16] Under a sign that said "New and Recommended"
[01:48.39] I stole a look at your picture on the inside sleeve
[01:51.72] And then I couldn't leave
[01:56.14] Richard who was with me got uncharacteristically quiet
[01:59.92] He said "All things considered, I guess you don't have to buy it"
[02:03.39] So I smile like Mona Lisa and I lay my Visa down
[02:09.64] He wants me, he wants me
[02:16.40] But he ain't gonna get me
[02:16.64] I found my guiding light
[02:19.65] I tell the stars each night
[02:23.14] Look at me
[02:25.38] Look at him
[02:27.40] Son of a bitch I guess I'm doing something right
[02:33.14] I finally got something right
[02:38.39] No, it's not Nirvana but it's on the way
[02:45.65] I play "Anita" at the matinee
[02:49.39] Then I'll get on my knees
[02:51.67] Pray I can state in my next bio
[02:56.15] I'm never gonna go back to Ohio
[03:01.89] I could chew on tin foil for a spell
[03:06.39] I could get a root canal in Hell
[03:10.90] But it wouldn't be a swell as this summer is gonna be
[03:17.40] Cause the torture is just exquisite
[03:21.40] While I'm waiting for you to visit
[03:25.14] So hurry up schmuck, get unstuck and get on the scene
[03:32.14] Love the midget, the stripper, Wayne the snake, and Mrs. Jamie Wellerstein
[03:41.14] That's me
