12 Still Alive

[00:00.23] This was a triumph.

[00:03.74] I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

[00:08.99] It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[00:15.99] Aperture Science

[00:19.99] We do what we must

[00:21.24] because we can.

[00:24.74] For the good of all of us.

[00:28.49] Except the ones who are dead.

[00:30.73] But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

[00:34.24] You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

[00:38.23] And the Science gets done.

[00:40.48] And you make a neat gun.

[00:42.49] For the people who are still alive.

[00:51.73] I'm not even angry.

[00:55.48] I'm being so sincere right now.

[00:59.74] Even though you broke my heart.

[01:04.74] And killed me.

[01:08.23] And tore me to pieces.

[01:11.74] And threw every piece into a fire.

[01:15.99] As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

[01:22.74] Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

[01:26.48] And we're out of beta.

[01:28.24] We're releasing on time.

[01:30.49] So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

[01:32.24] Think of all the things we learned

[01:34.48] for the people who are still alive.

[01:43.99] Go ahead and leave me.

[01:47.74] I think I prefer to stay inside.

[01:51.99] Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

[02:00.23] Maybe Black Mesa

[02:03.74] THAT WAS A JOKE.

[02:05.24] HAHA. FAT CHANCE.

[02:07.74] Anyway, this cake is great.

[02:12.24] It's so delicious and moist.

[02:14.73] Look at me still talking

[02:16.49] when there's Science to do.

[02:18.74] When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

[02:22.49] I've experiments to run.

[02:24.23] There is research to be done.

[02:26.48] On the people who are still alive.

[02:30.99] And believe me I am still alive.

[02:34.24] I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.

[02:37.99] I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

[02:41.98] While you're dying I'll be still alive.

[02:46.23] And when you're dead I will be still alive.

[02:49.99] STILL ALIVE