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[00:20.88] If you are what you say you are, a superstar
[00:27.88] Then have no fear, the camera is here
[00:32.63] And the microphones
[00:34.88] And they wanna know, oh oh oh (the return)
[00:41.13] If you are what you say you are, a superstar
[00:47.62] Then have no fear, the crowd is here
[00:52.87] And the lights are on
[00:55.62] And they want a show, oh oh oh, yeah
[01:01.62] Yeah, uh, a fresh cool young Lu
[01:04.87] Trying to catch his microphone, check 2-1-2
[01:07.12] Wanna believe my own hype but it's too untrue
[01:09.63] The world brought me to my knees, what have you brung you?
[01:12.13] Did you improve on the design, did you do something new?
[01:15.12] Well your name ain't on the guest list, who brung you?
[01:17.13] You, the more famous person you come through
[01:19.63] And the sexy lady next to you, you come too
[01:22.13] And then it hit me, standing outside of Heaven
[01:24.38] Waiting for God to come and get me, I'm too uncouth
[01:27.12] Unschooled to the rules and too gumshoe
[01:29.62] Too much of a newcomer and too uncool
[01:31.12] Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well
[01:34.37] Though I need a holiday like lady who sung "Blue"
[01:37.38] Go back, whatever you did you undo
[01:39.64] Heavy as heaven, the devil on me, two tons too
[01:42.13] If you are what you say you are a superstar
[01:48.12] Then have no fear, the camera is here
[01:52.86] And the microphones
[01:55.37] And they wanna know, oh oh oh, yeah
[02:01.62] And you better wear your shades
[02:03.62] The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage
[02:06.12] Down to the basement, past the Indian graves
[02:08.37] Where the dinosaurs laid
[02:09.86] Then out through China, nearly miss the airliners
[02:12.61] Magnified times five, unless it's pointed at the rhymer
[02:14.88] Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaze
[02:17.37] Now that's important to say
[02:20.13] Cause even with all that most of us don't want it to fade
[02:23.12] We want it to braid
[02:24.62] Meaning we want it to grow, meaning we want it to stay
[02:29.60] Like the governor called and he told him to wait
[02:30.59] Unstrap him from the chair and put him back in his cage
[02:34.36] The audience ain't fazed
[02:35.09] And they ain't gonna clap and they ain't gonna praise
[02:37.57] They want everything back that they've paid
[02:39.83] Cause they've been waiting since ten to see the lights get dim
[02:42.59] If you are what you say you are, a superstar
[02:47.84] Then have no fear, the crowd is here
[02:52.84] And the lights are on
[02:56.34] And they want a show, oh oh oh, yeah
[03:02.59] So chauffeur, chauffeur, come and take me away
[03:06.34] Cause I've been standing in this line for like five whole days
[03:08.84] Me and security ain't getting along
[03:09.58] And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone
[03:12.35] So just take me home where the mood is mellow
[03:14.84] And the roses are thrown, M&M's are yellow
[03:17.60] And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker
[03:20.34] Everybody gets a nice autograph picture
[03:22.83] One for you and one for your sister
[03:25.09] Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener
[03:27.33] Every song's her favorite song and mics don't feedback
[03:30.08] All the reviewers say "You need to go and see that"
[03:32.84] And everybody claps cause everybody is pleased
[03:35.08] And then they all take the stage and start performing for me
[03:37.58] Like, "Ha ha ha-ha-ha
[03:40.34] Ha ha ha-ha-ha, ha"
[03:42.10] If you are what you say you are, a superstar
[03:48.60] Then have no fear, the camera's here
[03:53.58] And the microphones
[03:56.34] And they wanna know, oh oh oh
[04:01.84] If you are what you say you are, a superstar
[04:08.84] Then have no fear, the crowd is here
[04:14.10] And the lights are on
[04:16.09] And they want a show, oh oh oh, yeah
[04:22.58] If you are, what you say you are
[04:34.35] Then have no fear
