freaky friday
[00:05.50] Lil Dicky, ooh
[00:06.00] Mustard on the beat, ho
[00:09.76] I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
[00:14.50] I’m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
[00:16.75] There’s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
[00:19.00] I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
[00:21.50] I told him I’m his biggest fan, yeah (yeah)
[00:23.75] Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do)
[00:26.26] Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
[00:28.50] Ohh, I can sing so well
[00:32.75] Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
[00:35.25] Wait, can I really say the n-word?
[00:37.25] What up, my nigga? (woo) What up, my nigga?
[00:38.75] Big ups, my nigga, we up, my nigga
[00:41.50] You pussy ass nigga, man, fuck y’all niggas
[00:44.00] 'Cause I’m that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
[00:46.25] I’m that nigga
[00:48.25] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[00:53.00] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[00:57.00] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[01:01.50] (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
[01:02.50] I can’t believe that it's Freaky Friday
[01:06.25] Yeah, it’s Freaky Friday
[01:08.75] I’m in Chris Brown's body
[01:11.25] I drive his Ferrari and I’m light-skinned black
[01:13.50] What the fuck?
[01:14.75] I woke up and I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
[01:20.50] Ugh, what the fuck?
[01:22.50] This shit is real weak
[01:24.00] How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?
[01:25.75] Walking down the street and ain’t nobody know my name (whoa)
[01:28.00] Ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
[01:30.50] Ain’t nobody judging 'cause I’m black or my controversial past
[01:32.25] I’ma go and see a movie and relax (woo)
[01:35.50] Ayy, I’m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
[01:37.50] Why his momma calling all the time?
[01:39.00] Leave me the fuck alone, bitch
[01:40.00] Wait, if I’m in Dicky’s body, Breezy is who?
[01:42.25] Hope my daughter’s in school
[01:43.75] Fuck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
[01:45.75] What would I do?
[01:46.50] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[01:49.75] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[01:54.75] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[01:57.00] (Oh yeah, oh yeah)
[01:57.50] I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
[02:04.01] Yeah, it’s Freaky Friday
[02:06.50] I’m in Chris Brown's body
[02:09.00] I look at my soft dick with delight, it’s my dream dick
[02:13.50] If I was Lil Dicky in my body, where would I be?
[02:16.00] I’m tryna to find myself like an introspective monk
[02:18.50] I’m balling on the court, oh my God I can dunk
[02:20.50] Snap a flick of my junk
[02:22.00] My dick is trending on Twitter? Fuck
[02:23.50] Now I’m at the club, I talked my way into getting in
[02:25.50] I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
[02:28.00] I signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me in
[02:30.25] I don’t know who that is
[02:31.50] Wait, who the fuck he think he is?
[02:33.00] Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head (woo)
[02:35.25] Walked up to that motherfucker
[02:36.50] Wait, think it through for a sec
[02:37.50] If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
[02:39.75] But wait, I love myself
[02:41.00] That was the key, now we're switching back
[02:43.50] I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
[02:47.25] Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
[02:52.00] But we got no choice but to turn this bitch sideways
[02:54.50] (I can't believe)
[02:55.50] I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
[03:01.50] Wait, what the fuck?
[03:03.00] And now I'm in Ed Sheeran’s body
[03:06.50] It’s way less cool than being Chris Brown was
[03:11.00] What the fuck again?
[03:12.50] I’m DJ Khaled
[03:14.50] Why am I yelling?
[03:16.50] Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner
[03:19.25] I got a vagina, I’m gonna explore that right now (woo, woo)
[03:25.25] Holy shit, I got a vagina (uh), I'm gonna learn
[03:31.00] I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman
