QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH- Princess Rap Battle (Alyssa Preston, Whitney Avalon)
[00:15.39] Begone Adele Dazeem, I’m a head-taking machine
[00:18.40] Chop so many necks, call me the Guillotine Queen
[00:20.40] I’ll make you walk the green mile and roast ya, Salem-style
[00:23.15] Here’s the lesson
[00:23.89] Court’s in session!
[00:24.65] And I do love a trial
[00:25.90] Get this straight The Heart wants what it wants
[00:28.40] I'm not a dunce and unlike you I do my own stunts
[00:30.89] You might be okay at croquet but you’ll fall just the same
[00:33.40] Cause I’m a master with a mallet and I’ve never lost a game
[00:36.15] You’re too concerned with shoes to stop a homesick chick?
[00:38.89] This toothpick on a broomstick can’t handle the thicc
[00:41.40] All ways are my ways so I make the laws
[00:43.90] With a verdict and my boot I’ll kick your narrow ass to Oz
[00:46.89] ...
[00:49.64] I’m the witch-of-the witch-of-the-witch-of-the witch-of-the west, ha!
[00:51.90] You wish you could be like me but bish I’m the best, ha!
[00:54.39] Cause I’m the meanest, the keenest, gonna upset the queenest
[00:57.14] Brighter than the Emerald City because I’m certainly the greenest
[00:59.90] They tried to keep me down but instead I have arisen
[01:02.41] I overthrew the land and transformed Oz into a prison
[01:04.90] The wizard was a con man so weaklings gave him loyalty
[01:07.65] But I can fly, so I defy both gravity and royalty
[01:10.40] A woman with real power not a windbag liar dickhead
[01:12.90] Now Oz and Broadway recognize the one who’s truly wicked
[01:15.40] Ya got your own itty bitty pity committee
[01:18.14] You can run, you can hide, But I’ll get you, my pretty!
[01:21.16] ...
[01:23.40] Yeah, I got a little mister
[01:24.39] But what happened to her sister?
[01:25.90] Right, she became a basement in the midst of a twister
[01:28.40] I’m a slayer and a player momma heart gets paid
[01:30.89] Wearing diamonds in the club while your monkeys get spayed
[01:33.64] This punk-ass needs a punchin’, You’re more sloppy than a luncheon
[01:36.15] With a bunch of fucking Munchkins who are too damn drunk to function
[01:38.89] We’re the original dreamland you imposters can suck it, ‘cause
[01:41.64] Wonderland ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit’
[01:44.40] “Wonderland ain’t nothin’ to fuck wit’”
[01:49.32] This battle was a slaughter Elphie’s melting cause I’m hotter
[01:51.90] This hag is hashtag thirsty
[01:53.15] Here, have a cup of water!
[01:54.39] In a second they’ll be singing “ding dong, the witch is dead”
[01:57.14] By order of the Queen, off with your head!
[02:00.15] ...
[02:02.39] This brat’s got a temper now she’s folding under pressure
[02:04.90] Cause she’s screaming bloody murder While I’m smiling like a Cheshire
[02:07.65] You’re losing the beat, You might need a pacemaker
[02:10.15] Don’t you mess around with me cause I'm a heartbreaker
[02:12.90] I’ve got the powers and the flowers to KO your whole team
[02:15.15] I got them pop pop poppies night night have a nice dream
[02:18.15] You think this is a game? Tell these cards I ain’t playin’
[02:20.65] Cut the deck like it’s a check & wreck this trumped up queen I’m slayin’
[02:23.39] You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry I’ll make a motherfucking scene
[02:25.90] Like the hulk without the bulk it ain’t easy being green
[02:28.40] Like the roses that you keep what you sow is what you reap
[02:30.89] I’m the doom on a broom and this has been a clean sweep
[02:34.14] ...
