The Lonely Island- Finest Girl
[00:10.20] Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
[00:12.48] Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
[00:14.97] Knew she was a freak when she started talking
[00:17.97] She said, "f*ck me like we fucked Bin Laden"
[00:20.23] That girl was freak
[00:24.22] She said she wanted me to f*ck her harder then the military
[00:28.21] Fucked Bin Laden
[00:30.98] F*ck Bin Laden
[00:32.98] F*ck Bin Laden
[00:34.73] She wanted to f*ck me harder then the US government
[00:38.23] Fucked Bin Laden
[00:39.98] She was a freaky kind of girl
[00:41.45] Kept up with current events from all around the world
[00:44.97] More specifically one event
[00:45.98] The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
[00:48.22] She said "do me like that"
[00:50.22] But I couldn't track the metaphor
[00:51.21] That said I can see you horny like a Stegosaur
[00:53.47] That said again your request is so irregular
[00:55.95] She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
[00:58.22] Then a turban
[00:59.99] Then a tunic
[01:01.21] She said "invade my cave with your special unit"
[01:02.72] I said "he wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
[01:05.21] She demanded that I f*ck her like we
[01:06.97] Fucked Bin Laden
[01:08.99] F*ck Bin Laden
[01:11.47] F*ck Bin Laden
[01:13.47] She wanted to f*ck me harder then the US government
[01:16.45] Fucked Bin Laden
[01:18.23] This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
[01:22.47] With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
[01:26.73] You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
[01:29.97] My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
[01:32.47] Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
[01:34.97] She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
[01:37.23] Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
[01:39.98] She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
[01:42.22] "Terrorize that pussy"
[01:44.22] "Gotta terrorize that pussy"
[01:46.48] So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
[01:48.96] Seal Team sixty-nine sexecuting the hit
[01:51.74] She said "now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"
[01:54.47] I yell "geronimo!" and took some pictures for posting
[01:56.72] The President called, he said "congratulations Connor"
[01:59.48] I said "Mr. President, to what do I owe this honor?"
[02:01.20] He said "come give me the deets in the White House garden
[02:03.72] I gots to know how you fucked her like we
[02:05.46] Fucked Bin Laden"
[02:07.45] F*ck Bin Laden
[02:10.45] F*ck Bin Laden
[02:14.47] I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to f*ck her like we fucked Bin Laden
[02:19.72] Oh, this girl insisted that that the way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
[02:22.22] Just like the now-famous attack that fucked
[02:25.73] Osama Bin Laden
