Big Balls

[00:18.97] I'm upper, upper class high society

[00:23.49] God's gift to ballroom notoriety

[00:28.01] And I always fill my ballroom

[00:30.54] The event is never small

[00:32.79] All the social papers say I've got the biggest balls of all

[00:37.60] I've got big balls

[00:39.86] I've got big balls

[00:41.84] And they're such big balls

[00:44.38] Dirty big balls

[00:46.36] And he's got big balls,

[00:48.62] And she's got big balls,

[00:50.88] But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

[00:55.40] And my balls are always bouncing

[00:57.67] My ballroom always full

[00:59.93] And everybody comes and comes again

[01:04.45] If your name is on the guest list

[01:06.71] No one can take you higher

[01:09.26] Everybody says I've got great balls of fire!

[01:13.78] I've got big balls

[01:16.04] I've got big balls

[01:18.30] And they're such big balls

[01:20.56] Dirty big balls

[01:22.54] And he's got big balls,

[01:24.80] And she's got big balls,

[01:27.06] But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

[01:31.58] Some balls are held for charity

[01:34.12] And some for fancy dress

[01:36.38] But when they're held for pleasure,

[01:38.64] They're the balls that I like best.

[01:40.91] And my balls are always bouncing,

[01:43.17] To the left and to the right.

[01:45.43] It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

[01:50.23] I've got big balls

[01:52.21] I've got big balls

[01:54.48] And they're such big balls

[01:56.74] Dirty big balls

[01:58.68] And he's got big balls,

[02:00.94] And she's got big balls,

[02:03.20] But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

[02:08.00] We've got big balls

[02:09.98] We've got big balls

[02:11.68] And I'm just itching to tell you about them

[02:14.79] Oh, we have such wonderful fun

[02:17.33] Seafood cocktail

[02:19.59] Crabs

[02:21.01] Crayfish