Baba Bola Hain Bas Ho Gaya

[00:05.35] Ladies and Gentlemen,

[00:07.14] Let me tell you the story of “Mr Sutro”

[00:08.58] 1 2 3… start.

[00:18.61] Subah utha khola akhbaar

[00:26.17] Padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar

[00:28.79] Kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar

[00:31.70] Bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar

[00:34.59] Do minute ki jhapki ki

[00:35.91] Photo lag gayi chaar

[00:37.21] “Baba pee ke out”

[00:38.41] Aisa chhapa samachar

[00:40.10] Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar

[00:43.00] Chhapa samachar, chhapa chapa samachar

[00:45.85] Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar

[00:48.34] Saalon ne likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”

[00:50.09] Saala “Mr Sutro” kaun hai yaar

[00:52.11] Kaun hai jo banata hai raai ka pahaad

[00:56.99] Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya

[01:00.03] Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya

[01:02.79] Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…

[01:08.11] (repeat)

[01:25.83] According to sources…

[01:27.40] (abbe chup!)

[01:28.42] Yeah yeah…

[01:40.15] (Abhi bas ho gaya!)

[01:43.04] Jo bhi limelight mein

[01:43.54] Wo sutron ki side mein

[01:45.04] Kaun sa bakra kab katega

[01:48.30] Kab hoga shaamil woh

[01:49.29] Sutron ki diet mein

[02:01.89] Chhapi jiski khabar bani uski Qabar

[02:04.64] Kisi highcourt ka usko nahi darr

[02:07.54] Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar

[02:10.79] Baar baar… baar baar…

[02:13.29] Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar

[02:16.03] Sacchai ka diya usne pichhwada faad

[02:21.38] Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya

[02:25.04] Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya

[02:27.29] Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…

[02:33.13] (repeat)

[02:40.89] Then one day,

[02:41.37] Maine pakda ek reporter ko

[02:44.17] Bola sambhal apne sutron ko

[02:47.30] Tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivar

[02:49.78] Mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de na yaar please!

[02:58.14] “Saala tension mein jeeta hoon

[03:01.04] Car mein rota hoon

[03:04.04] Neend ki goli khaa ke bhi

[03:06.63] Ek pal naa sota hoon”

[03:09.79] Yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola

[03:12.83] Kya bola?

[03:15.79] Wo ho ho…

[03:17.18] I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry

[03:18.29] Main khush huaa

[03:19.79] Bolo chalo end of story

[03:21.34] I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry

[03:23.79] Main khush huaa

[03:25.04] Bolo chalo end of story…

[03:29.91] But saala phir agle din

[03:32.08] Subah utha khola akhbaar

[03:33.79] Padhke khabar hiley bheje ke taar

[03:35.29] Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar

[03:40.79] Pata hai kya chhapa iss baar?

[03:43.58] “Neend ki goliyan khaa ke hazaar

[03:46.46] Baba attempts suicide in the car”

[03:49.30] Breaking News!

[03:50.91] Baba attempts suicide in the car

[03:56.04] Jab samachar ka writer dhoondha yaar

[04:00.04] Phir se likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”

[04:01.14] Nangaai ki saale tune haddh kar di paar

[04:03.64] Jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar

[04:06.29] Acchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya

[04:09.04] Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya!

[04:11.79] Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya

[04:14.54] Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya

[04:17.54] Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya

[04:20.29] Baba bolta hai abhi, bass ho gaya

[04:23.04] Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya

[04:25.94] Baba bolta hai abhi, bass ho gaya!

[04:28.79] Bass ho gaya

[04:34.64] Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…

[04:37.33] Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya…