Stealing Food

[00:00.14] Stealing food, stealing food,

[00:03.66] Stealing food, food, food,

[00:05.36] Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood.

[00:09.13] Though my friends say that I shouldn’t,

[00:10.91] There is nothing that I wouldn’t steal.

[00:13.13] Food, food, food, food, food!!

[00:16.38] I’m a veritable gastronomic kleptomaniac,

[00:19.88] While my friends are having dinner is when I like to attack.

[00:23.40] I say “Look, what’s that behind you?” and they turn around to see,

[00:26.89] Then I finish what they’re eating, and I say “it wasn’t me.”

[00:32.12] Stealing food, stealing food,

[00:35.14] Stealing food, food, food,

[00:36.90] Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood.

[00:40.38] Food is so much more delicious

[00:42.15] If my friends are all suspicious!

[00:43.88] Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!

[00:47.39] Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your appetite ,

[00:50.88] Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards in the middle of the night.

[00:54.64] But no matter if you’re tempted; you should never take the lot,

[00:58.17] Leave the packaging behind; remind them what they haven’t got.

[01:03.12] Stealing food, stealing food,

[01:06.16] Stealing food, food, food,

[01:07.91] When I risk it for a biscuit, then I’m in a good mood

[01:11.42] It’s the best of all decisions,

[01:13.12] Going klepto on provisions,

[01:14.87] Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!

[01:18.42] At the local supermarket, they’ve got food on every shelf,

[01:21.89] Simply hide it in your jumper, you can take it for yourself.

[01:25.63] If the camera doesn’t see you and you’re relatively quick,

[01:29.18] You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick!

[01:34.13] Stealing food, stealing food,

[01:37.13] Stealing food, food, food,

[01:38.90] Run-awaying without paying puts me in a good mood,

[01:42.40] With my method tried and tested I will never be arrested!

[01:45.88] Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!

[01:49.39] On the A1M in Hatfield there’s a warehouse, yes that’s right!

[01:52.90] Massive lorry-loads of food go in and out all day and night

[01:56.39] If you’re clever with your timing and there’s ten of you at least,

[02:00.14] You’ll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast!

[02:05.63] Stealing food, stealing food,

[02:08.61] Stealing food, food, food,

[02:10.14] Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys puts me in a good mood

[02:13.41] Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing,

[02:15.63] Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing

[02:17.36] Food, food, food, food, food!!

[02:20.65] Pinch the peanuts,

[02:22.88] Nick the nik-naks,

[02:24.64] Take the tea-bags,

[02:26.35] Burgle the beef burgers,

[02:28.10] Grab the grape juice,

[02:29.86] Rob the rice cakes,

[02:31.61] Heist the hobnobs,

[02:33.33] Volez les vols-au-vons;

[02:35.11] Lift the lurpack,

[02:36.85] Snatch the snack-a-jacks,

[02:38.59] Jack the Jaffa cakes,

[02:40.37] Pick up the penguins,

[02:42.34] Yoink the yum-yums,

[02:44.10] Swipe the sweeties,

[02:45.60] Steeeeeealing fooooood!!!!