The Grinch

[00:15.52] You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

[00:19.76] You really are a heel

[00:23.43] You're as cuddly as a cactus

[00:25.41] You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch

[00:30.22] You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

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[00:41.52] You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

[00:45.76] Your heart's an empty hole

[00:49.44] Your brain is full of spiders

[00:51.42] You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch

[00:56.23] I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

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[01:07.53] You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

[01:11.49] You have termites in your smile

[01:15.45] You have all the tender sweetness

[01:17.43] Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch

[01:22.23] Given the choice between the two of you

[01:24.21] I'd take the seasick crocodile!

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[01:59.53] You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch

[02:03.78] You're the king of sinful sots

[02:07.45] Your heart's a dead tomato

[02:09.15] Blotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch

[02:14.23] You're a three-decker sauerkraut

[02:16.21] And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

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[02:27.52] You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch

[02:31.75] With a nauseous super "naus"

[02:35.15] You're a crooked jerky jockey

[02:37.41] And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch

[02:42.21] Your soul is an appaling dump heap

[02:43.91] Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable

[02:47.58] Mangled up in tangled-up knots

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[02:57.48] You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch

[03:01.72] You're a nasty wasty skunk

[03:05.39] Your heart is full of unwashed socks

[03:07.65] Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch

[03:12.18] The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote

[03:17.79] "Stink, stank, stunk!"

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