I Won't Be Home For Christmas
[00:29.14] Outside the carolers start to sing
[00:31.68] I can't describe the joy they bring
[00:33.94] 'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
[00:38.74] My girlfriend is by my side
[00:41.29] From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
[00:43.55] Their whiny voices get irritating
[00:46.65] It's Christmas time again
[00:48.92] --
[00:50.89] So I stand with a dead smile on my face
[00:53.44] Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
[00:55.70] Oh God I hate these Satan's helpers
[01:00.51] And then I guess I must've snapped
[01:02.77] Because I grabbed a baseball bat
[01:05.31] And made them all run for shelter
[01:08.86] It's Christmas time again
[01:11.97] It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
[01:16.77] I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
[01:20.45] You people scare me
[01:22.71] Please stay away from my home
[01:25.25] If you don't wanna get beat down
[01:27.51] Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[01:30.90] --
[01:49.83] Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
[01:52.37] 'Cause the cops came and arrested me
[01:54.93] They had an unfair advantage
[01:59.76] And even though the jail didn't have a tree
[02:02.30] Christmas came a night early
[02:04.54] Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)
[02:07.93] It's Christmas time again
[02:11.03] It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year
[02:15.81] I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
[02:19.48] You people scare me
[02:21.74] Please stay away from my home
[02:24.29] If you don't wanna get beat down
[02:26.57] Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[02:31.05] --
[02:39.22] I won't be home
[02:41.49] I won't be home for Christmas
[02:44.01] I won't be home
[02:46.55] I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
[02:48.81] I won't be home
[02:51.07] I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
[02:53.62] I won't be home
[02:56.14] I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
[02:58.37] I won't be home
[03:00.93] I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail)
[03:03.19] I won't be home
[03:05.73] I won't be home for Christmas
