I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus

[00:13.87] I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus

[00:18.67] Underneath the mistletoe last night

[00:22.63] Saw spots of green and red

[00:24.89] Couldn't get the thought out of my head

[00:27.72] I wish that I had rolled over

[00:29.41] And gone back to sleep instead

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[00:38.17] Not that there's anything wrong with that

[00:41.56] I saw daddy tickle Santa Claus

[00:46.08] Underneath his beard so snowy white

[00:50.32] I couldn't make a noise

[00:52.02] Damn, who would've thought that he liked boys?

[00:55.13] It seems that he's much further in the closet than my toys

[00:59.93] --

[01:13.79] What would the son say?

[01:15.20] What would the wife say?

[01:16.89] What would the friends say?

[01:18.59] What would the life say?

[01:20.29] What would the son say?

[01:21.98] What would the wife say?

[01:23.68] What would the friends say?

[01:25.66] What would you say?

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[01:36.68] Then mommy and daddy kissing Santa Claus

[01:40.62] It's a three way, three way tonight

[01:45.13] I tell you it was rough

[01:46.83] Seeing mommy in fingercuffs

[01:49.94] Maybe this year since daddy's queer

[01:51.92] I'll get some better stuff

[01:54.74] --

[02:04.92] Not that there's anything wrong with that

[02:08.31] --

[02:09.73] Not that there's anything wrong with that

[02:12.83] I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

[02:21.88] I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

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[02:40.25] I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

[02:49.58] I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus