Three Little Pigs
[00:06.80] Why don't you sit right back and I
[00:12.74] I may tell you a tale
[00:17.54] A tale of 3 Little pigs
[00:21.50] And a big Bad Wolf
[00:29.41] --
[00:46.09] Well, the first little piggy
[00:48.07] Well, he was kinda hick
[00:49.20] He spent most of his days
[00:51.17] Just day-dreamin' of the city
[00:53.15] And then one day he bought a guitar
[00:56.26] He moved to Hollywood to become a star
[00:59.65] But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
[01:03.04] Built his house outta straw, what a pity
[01:06.44] Then one day
[01:08.13] Jammin' on some chords
[01:09.83] Along came the wolf
[01:11.52] Knockin' on his door
[01:13.22] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[01:16.61] Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
[01:19.72] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[01:23.11] Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
[01:25.93] Well, I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in
[01:29.61] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[01:33.00] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[01:36.39] Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in
[01:39.50] --
[01:46.00] Well, the second little piggy
[01:47.98] Well, he was kinda stokin'
[01:49.39] Spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'
[01:53.07] Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach
[01:56.46] Gettin' paid money for religious speech
[01:59.85] Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
[02:02.96] Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
[02:06.35] Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley
[02:09.74] Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley
[02:13.14] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[02:16.53] Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
[02:19.92] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[02:23.31] Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
[02:26.14] Well, I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in
[02:29.81] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[02:32.92] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[02:36.31] Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in
[02:39.42] --
[02:45.92] Well, the third little piggy
[02:47.90] Was a grade A student
[02:49.31] His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent
[02:52.70] Earned his Master's Degree
[02:54.68] From Harvard College
[02:56.38] Built his house from his architect knowledge
[02:59.77] A tri-level mansion
[03:01.46] Hollywood Hills
[03:03.16] Daddy's rock stardom
[03:04.85] Paid for the bills
[03:06.27] Then one day came the old house masher
[03:09.66] The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher
[03:13.05] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[03:16.44] Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
[03:19.83] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[03:23.22] Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
[03:26.05] Well, I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in
[03:29.72] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[03:32.83] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[03:36.22] Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in
[03:39.33] --
[03:45.83] Well, the big bad wolf well, he huffed
[03:49.50] And he puffed all that he could
[03:52.89] And lo and behold the little piggy's house stood
[03:56.28] "It's made out of concrete"
[03:57.98] The little piggy shouted
[03:59.39] The wolf just frowned
[04:01.37] As he pouted so they called 9 11
[04:04.48] Like any piggy would
[04:06.17] They sent out Rambo
[04:09.56] Just as fast as they could
[04:13.52] "Yo Wolf face! I'm your worst nightmare! Your ass is mine."
[04:21.43] --
[04:41.78] Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
[04:45.45] And that's the end of story for you and me
[04:48.56] But still give a listen you just may
[04:52.23] Hear the big wolf and little piggies say
[04:55.34] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[04:58.73] Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
[05:02.12] Little pig, little pig, let me in
[05:05.51] Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin
[05:08.33] Well, I'm huffin' I'm puffin' I'll blow your house in
[05:12.01] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[05:15.12] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[05:18.51] Huffin, puffin, blow your house in
[05:21.62] Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in
[05:24.73] Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in
[05:28.12] Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in
[05:31.23] Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in
[05:34.62] --
[05:37.16] And the moral of the story is
[05:39.14] That bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots
[05:41.96] With a stupid puppet show
[05:43.94] --
