he Yes Yes Show

[00:09.40] You better get ready for a big surprise

[00:11.65] You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise

[00:14.15] Mental message by visual contact

[00:16.64] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[00:18.65] Chito:

[00:19.15] More margarita for my cute senorita

[00:21.40] Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava

[00:23.89] Chuggin down on my J&B while checkin out the parts of my date's anatomy

[00:28.89] Forget the brains forget the personality

[00:30.90] What I'm after is your effect on my gravity like Trinity

[00:34.64] Flying high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

[00:38.03] Band:

[00:38.53] You better get ready for a big surprise

[00:40.53] You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise

[00:43.03] Mental message by visual contact

[00:45.53] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[00:47.53] Chito:

[00:48.03] Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip

[00:50.16] Flashing some cash and some rock star bullshit

[00:52.66] Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill

[00:55.17] I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need

[00:59.67] A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed

[01:02.16] And we try to impress as we start to undress

[01:04.67] Stop the press we need to get this

[01:07.16] Band:

[01:07.42] You better get ready for a big surprise

[01:09.42] You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise

[01:11.67] Mental message by visual contact

[01:14.41] Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

[01:16.67] Chito:

[01:16.91] I got to keep it going coz' I got it going on

[01:19.17] But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so

[01:21.56] Vinci:

[01:23.81] My name is Vinci and I am neat

[01:26.31] I love pretty girls and I love to eat

[01:28.56] I made this rap from my mind

[01:31.06] And I am very very kind

[01:33.31] I like to drive fast in fancy cars

[01:35.81] And chicks dig me like chocolate bars

[01:38.31] You say I'm bad but I am good

[01:40.56] So shut up now and eat some food

[01:42.70] Chito:

[01:43.20] Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman

[01:45.20] Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran

[01:47.70] Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment

[01:50.20] Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent

[01:52.34] Vinci:

[01:52.84] Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo

[01:54.84] Mali ang sinasabi mo

[01:57.34] Magaling akong kumanta

[01:59.84] Alam mo ba yung picha pie

[02:01.84] Chito:

[02:02.09] Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie

[02:04.59] Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta

[02:07.34] Vinci:

[02:07.59] Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa

[02:09.47] Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta

[02:11.36] Chito:

[02:11.85] Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at

[02:14.00] Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at

[02:16.25] Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan

[02:19.88] Vinci:

[02:20.25] Wala eh ano ngayon

[02:21.14] Band:

[02:21.64] Alam naman nating lahat

[02:23.65] Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat

[02:26.15] Ang vocalist ng parokya band

[02:28.39] Ng parokya ni edgar

[02:30.40] Chito:

[02:30.89] Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit

[02:33.39] Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo

[02:35.39] Subalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat

[02:38.14] Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

[02:40.39] Vinci:

[02:40.65] Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat

[02:43.14] Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat

[02:45.14] Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino

[02:47.64] Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino

[02:49.78] Chito:

[02:50.28] Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit

[02:52.53] Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet

[02:55.03] Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao

[02:57.03] Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo

[02:59.53] Vinci:

[02:59.78] Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako

[03:02.28] Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando

[03:04.53] Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas

[03:07.03] Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

[03:08.78] Dindin:

[03:09.28] Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban

[03:12.78] Bago kayo magsuntukan

[03:15.28] Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan

[03:19.03] Sige na kiss na, peace na please

[03:21.28] Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes

[03:23.78] Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba

[03:26.28] Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba

[03:28.53] Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

[03:30.53] Band:

[03:31.03] Alam naman nating lahat

[03:33.28] Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't

[03:35.53] Walang iwanan sa parokya band

[03:37.92] Sa parokya ni edgar

[03:40.17] Band:

[03:40.67] Band... Band...

[03:47.82] Chito:

[03:49.96] Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta

[03:52.60] Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala