04 So Much Better

[00:00.06] You fuckin' groupie!

[00:01.81] Pick up the goddamn phone!

[00:05.53] Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday?

[00:07.25] With who you say?

[00:08.25] I wasn't at the studio, bitch, what'd you do? Screw Dre?

[00:11.01] You went there lookin' for me? Boo, that excuse is too lame

[00:13.52] Keep playin' me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg

[00:17.24] You fake, lyin' slut, you never told me you knew Drake

[00:19.54] And Lupe? You want to lose two legs?

[00:21.75] You tryin' to flip this on me?

[00:23.30] If I spent more time with you, you say

[00:25.55] "Okay, yeah, and I'm coo-coo, eh?", well, screw you

[00:28.30] And I'll be the third person who screwed you today

[00:31.04] Oh, fourth—Dre, Drake, Lupe—oohm, touché

[00:34.05] You were too two-faced for me

[00:35.53] Thought you was my number one true-blue ace, but you ain't

[00:38.56] And I can't see you when you make that wittle boo-boo face

[00:41.50] 'Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo

[00:43.30] You make my fuckin' Bluetooth ache

[00:45.26] You're feeling blue? Too late; go smurf yourself!

[00:48.00] You make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid

[00:50.01] Here's what you say to someone you hate

[00:52.50] My life would be so much better

[00:53.78] If you just dropped dead

[00:56.80] I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin'

[00:59.26] And this thought just popped in my head

[01:01.80] And I thought, wouldn't shit

[01:05.00] Just be a lot easier if you dropped dead?

[01:07.00] I would feel so much better

[01:12.77] Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink

[01:16.03] Hop on the freeway tryna get some time alone and just think

[01:19.75] 'Til the cops pulled me over

[01:21.30] But they let me go, 'cause I told 'em I'm only drivin' drunk

[01:22.77] 'Cause that bitch drove me to drink

[01:24.56] I'm back on my fuck hoes, with a whole new hatred for blondes

[01:27.55] But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby, come on!

[01:30.03] Excuse the pun, but bitch is such a broad statement, and I'm

[01:33.01] Channelin' my anger through every single station that's on

[01:35.98] 'Cause a woman broke my he-art

[01:37.76] I say he-art 'cause she ripped it in two pa-arts

[01:40.77] And threw it in the garbage; who do you think you a-are?

[01:43.50] Bitch, guess it's time for me to get the dust off

[01:46.00] And pick myself up off the carpet

[01:48.02] But I'll never say the L-word again

[01:50.32] I Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo… Lesbian! Aaahhh!

[01:55.04] I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest

[01:58.05] My life'd be so much better if you just—

[02:00.01] My life would be so much better

[02:02.50] If you just dropped dead

[02:05.07] I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin'

[02:07.78] And this thought just popped in my head

[02:10.01] And I thought, wouldn't shit

[02:13.02] Just be a lot easier if you dropped dead?

[02:15.25] I would feel so much better

[02:21.00] 'Cause you told me

[02:24.00] You'd love me forever

[02:30.25] Bitch, that was a lie

[02:33.56] Now I never wanted someone

[02:38.51] To die so bad in my fuckin' life

[02:42.80] But fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea

[02:45.26] And I'ma have a whale of a time, bein' a single sailor

[02:48.00] For the night, bitch, on a scale of

[02:49.99] One to ten, shit, I must be the Holy Grail of

[02:52.25] Catches, ho, I got an Oscar

[02:54.76] Attached to my fuckin' name (De La)

[02:55.74] I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor-

[02:58.03] Made for me, say fuck it

[02:59.29] Kick some shots back, get hammered, and nail her

[03:01.26] These bitches tryin' to get attached, but they're failin'

[03:03.75] To latch onto the tail of

[03:05.04] My bumper, they're scratchin' at the back of my trailer

[03:07.00] Like I'm itchin' to get hitched

[03:08.49] Yeah, I'm rich as a bitch

[03:09.75] But bitches ain't shit, I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch

[03:12.25] Bitch, you complain when you listen to this

[03:14.52] But you still throw yourself at me: that's what I call pitchin' a bitch

[03:17.25] That's why I'm swingin' at this chicks on-site

[03:18.51] Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike

[03:23.75] So all that love shit is null and void, bitch, I'm a droid

[03:27.31] I avoid Cupid, stupid! Wasn't for blow jobs, you'd be unemployed

[03:30.50] Oye-yoy-yoy, man-oh-man, your boy-boy-boy's

[03:34.74] Gettin' sick of these girls-girls-girls, oink-oink-oink

[03:38.02] You fuckin' pigs, all you're good for is doink-doink-doink

[03:40.81] I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one

[03:43.99] She's all 99 of 'em, I need a machine gun

[03:46.54] I'll take 'em all out, I hope you hear this song

[03:51.00] And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack and just

[03:55.56] Drop dead, and I'ma throw a fuckin' party after this, 'cause yes

[03:56.54] My life would be so much better

[03:58.50] If you just dropped dead (I hate you)

[04:01.54] I was layin' in bed last night, thinkin'

[04:05.30] And this thought just popped in my head (you made me like this way)

[04:07.78] And I thought, wouldn't shit

[04:11.29] Just be a lot easier if you dropped dead? (bitch)

[04:14.03] I would feel so much better

[04:17.50] I'm just playin', bitch

[04:19.52] You know I love you