Asshole
[00:10.51] I got an insane posse, we ain't clowns though
[00:12.78] I ain't a juggalo, but I always fucking juggle hoes
[00:15.90] And maybe it's in my nature but I never wanna date her
[00:18.44] But she's like a shot of vodka 'cause I always gotta chase her
[00:20.90] What's the fucking problem with a one night stand?
[00:23.66] I'm never gonna settle down you need to understand
[00:26.66] And let me keep it simple I'm officially stable
[00:29.16] And I won't miss you here's a tissue
[00:30.66] I got issues believe me
[00:32.15] And I always see my mommy in every woman I meet
[00:34.41] But I hate my fucking mother motherfucker it's weak
[00:37.15] So please believe me I'm a needy insecure fucking freak
[00:39.90] And it ain't as easy or as dreamy as you thought it would be
[00:42.65] Took her out dinner (yeah), went and tried to kiss her (okay)
[00:45.66] Opened up my eyes the fucking bitch was checking twitter (what?)
[00:48.42] Ladies, I ain't trying to be rude, but I'll never date a bitch who Instagram's her fucking food
[00:53.66] Oh, I lost my fucking mind
[00:57.41] It happens all the time
[01:00.17] 'Cause I can't stand myself
[01:02.66] I'm an asshole baby
[01:04.66] Oh, I'm fashionably late
[01:08.16] I'm the one you love to hate
[01:10.90] 'Cause I can't stand myself
[01:13.65] 'Cause I'm an asshole baby
[01:15.16] I'm an asshole
[01:16.40] I'm an asshole
[01:17.91] I'm an asshole
[01:19.16] (I'm an asshole baby)
[01:20.41] I'm an asshole
[01:21.90] I'm an asshole
[01:23.16] I'm an asshole
[01:24.66] I'm an asshole baby
[01:26.16] Check up in the scene in mid-2006
[01:28.40] I was automatically labeled as a goddamn prick
[01:31.18] I go to prison and get out and I'm back at it (hey, guys)
[01:33.91] I ain't afraid to go back better watch that lip
[01:36.67] But the music nowadays always sound the same
[01:39.16] But it's pretty fucking lame what you fucking lames claim
[01:41.91] To be real music and you got to feel stupid
[01:44.40] To be still choosing to abuse the privilege and you still use it
[01:47.66] Lately all you bands do the same damn shit
[01:49.90] Same break down snare kicking lame ass riff
[01:52.66] And everybody's still fucking the same lame damn bitch
[01:55.40] That comes to every show, showing her fake ass tits
[01:58.15] But not me, I'm on a whole other planet
[02:00.90] And I'll be damned if I sit back and let this fucking shit happen
[02:03.40] I'm an assassin, with that music and fashion
[02:06.41] When I cash out no backtracks I stack racks I cashed in
[02:09.41] Oh, I lost my fucking mind
[02:12.91] It happens all the time
[02:15.67] 'Cause I can't stand myself
[02:18.17] I'm an asshole baby
[02:20.16] Oh, I'm fashionably late
[02:23.70] I'm the one you love to hate
[02:26.66] 'Cause I can't stand myself
[02:28.95] 'Cause I'm an asshole baby
[02:30.91] Alright, everybody on the fucking ground right now,
[02:33.67] Andy, here (alright)
[02:35.67] You all are going to fucking die
[02:38.93] Fuck you, fuck your tweets, fuck everything about you
[02:42.41] Social media my fucking ass
[02:47.41] Ha, ha, ha!
[02:50.91] I'm an asshole baby
[02:52.41] Last but not least, I want to thank my fans
[02:54.91] The best damn fanbase a band could have
[02:57.65] And to show appreciation for how grateful I am
[03:00.17] Here's a mic stand (sure up) take it home to your dad
[03:02.93] I got arrested for a crime that I didn't commit
[03:05.41] And I never beat my girlfriend, she's a goddamn bitch man
[03:08.16] The truth is she was pissed, I broke it off
[03:10.15] So what she did was calculate a plan to hurt me any chance she could get (damn)
[03:13.91] Fuck it, her plot didn't work the jig is up and everybody knows this berserk
[03:19.15] All you tough guys, and wise guys, gangsters on that Wi-Fi
[03:21.90] You're bitch made in your real life and in real life I will fight
[03:24.90] Just because I rock them skinny jeans and a belt don't mean shit, motherfucker
[03:28.41] I'll knock your ass out for real
[03:29.90] 'Cause I'm pissed off, I'll piss on anybody
[03:31.90] 'Cause I spit raw, I split jaws I'm hip hop
[03:34.16] I'll Nicholas cage your face off
[03:35.66] Oh, I lost my fucking mind
[03:39.42] It happens all the time
[03:42.15] 'Cause I can't stand myself
[03:44.66] I'm an asshole baby
[03:46.41] Oh, I'm fashionably late
[03:49.91] I'm the one you love to hate
[03:52.68] 'Cause I can't stand myself
[03:55.18] 'Cause I'm an asshole baby
[03:57.16] Oh, I lost my fucking mind
[04:00.92] It happens all the time
[04:03.90] 'Cause I can't stand myself
[04:06.18] I'm an asshole baby
[04:07.92] Oh, I'm fashionably late
[04:11.40] I'm the one you love to hate
[04:14.41] 'Cause I can't stand myself
[04:16.90] 'Cause I'm an asshole baby
[04:18.41] I'm an asshole
[04:19.90] I'm an asshole
[04:21.16] I'm an asshole
[04:22.41] (I'm an asshole baby)
[04:23.92] I'm an asshole
[04:25.19] I'm an asshole
[04:26.41] I'm an asshole
[04:27.91] I'm an asshole baby
[04:29.41] Welcome to the fucking mixtape
[04:31.67] Twenty fourteen and beyond
[04:33.91] Me, Ronnie Radke, and a whole bunch of other crazy motherfuckers
[04:38.40] Andy Biersack
[04:40.42] You don't like it go fuck yourself (ha, ha, ha)
[04:44.80] Now, kids, it's just a fucking joke
[04:49.82] Relax
