I Wish I Could Go Back to College

[00:03.42] I wish I could go back to college.

[00:06.65] Life was so simple back then.

[00:10.67] What would I give to go back and live

[00:13.92] in a dorm with a meal plan again!

[00:19.91] I wish I could go back to college.

[00:23.41] In college you know who you are.

[00:26.91] You sit in the quad

[00:28.66] and think, "Oh my God!

[00:30.41] I am totally gonna go far!"

[00:34.41] How do I go back to college?

[00:37.66] I don't know who I am anymore!

[00:41.66] I want to go back to my room and find

[00:44.67] a message in dry-erase pen on the door!

[00:48.91] I wish I could just drop a class...

[00:50.91] Or get into a play...

[00:52.91] Or change my major...

[00:54.16] Or fuck my T.A.

[00:56.16] I need an academic advisor to point the way!

[01:01.91] We could be...

[01:03.91] Sitting in the computer lab,

[01:06.91] 4 a.m. before the final paper is due,

[01:10.42] cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,

[01:14.16] and seeing the rest of the class there, too!

[01:19.16] I wish I could go back to college!

[01:22.91] How do I go back to college?!

[01:26.66] Ahhhhhhh....

[01:29.91] I wish I had taken more pictures.

[01:34.41] But if I were to go back to college,

[01:39.41] think what a loser I'd be --

[01:43.16] I'd walk through the quad, and think

[01:47.17] "Oh my God..."

[01:49.16] "These kids are so much younger than me."