What's My Age Again?

[00:12.22] I took her out. It was a Friday night

[00:14.85] I wore cologne to get the feeling right

[00:17.85] We started making out, and she took off my pants

[00:21.10] But then I turned on the TV

[00:23.85] And that's about the time she walked away from me

[00:27.10] Nobody likes you when you're 23

[00:30.10] And are still more amused by TV shows

[00:32.85] What the hell is ADD?

[00:34.35] My friends say I should act my age

[00:36.10] What's my age again?

[00:37.60] What's my age again?

[00:42.10] Then later on, on the drive home

[00:45.35] I called her mom from a pay phone

[00:48.35] I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail

[00:51.35] This state looks down on sodomy

[00:54.35] And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

[00:57.60] Nobody likes you when you're 23

[01:00.60] And are still more amused by prank phone calls

[01:03.35] What the hell is Call ID?

[01:04.85] My friends say I should act my age

[01:06.60] What's my age again?

[01:08.10] What's my age again?

[01:34.00] And that's about the time she walked away from me

[01:36.00] Nobody likes you when you're 23

[01:39.00] And you still act like you're in freshman year

[01:41.75] What the hell is wrong with me?

[01:43.25] My friends say I should act my age

[01:45.25] What's my age again?

[01:46.50] What's my age again?

[01:48.25] That's about the time that she broke up with me

[01:50.25] No one should take themselves so seriously

[01:52.75] With many years ahead to fall in line

[01:55.75] Why would you wish that on me?

[01:57.25] I never wanna act my age

[01:59.00] What's my age again?

[02:00.25] What's my age again?

[02:15.00] What's my age again?