"Dental Care'

[00:20.76] I brush my teeth, and look in the mirror

[00:27.36] And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear

[00:33.63] I'd rather pick flowers, instead of fights

[00:40.62] And rather than flaunt my style

[00:43.60] I'd flash you a smile, of clean pearly whites

[00:48.86] I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill

[00:55.85] I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair

[00:58.85] But somehow I still get the chills

[01:03.36] "Have a seat" he says pleasantly

[01:09.22] As he shakes my hand, and practically laughs at me

[01:15.48] "Open up nice and wide" he says peering in

[01:22.48] And with a smirk he says "Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"

[01:27.73] As he tries not to grin

[01:31.23] When hygienists leave on long vacations

[01:37.85] That's when dentists scream and lose their patience

[01:45.60] Talking only brings the toothaches on,

[01:48.81] Because I say the stupidest things

[01:51.56] So if my resolve goes South

[01:54.07] I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin, and shut my mouth

[01:59.32] Golf and alcohol don't mix

[02:01.81] And that's why I don't drink and drive

[02:05.56] Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth,

[02:09.05] And have to kiss my smile goodbye

[02:27.31] I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill

[02:33.84] I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair

[02:37.08] But somehow I still get the chills