G.O.A.T.

[00:00.01] And I’m willing to borrow your grass

[00:01.55] But I specialize in eating MC's

[00:03.22] In the immortal words of LL Cool J

[00:05.98] As he would say: "I'm a G.O.A.T.!"

[00:07.42] And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is

[00:09.29] It means the Greatest Of All Time

[00:10.80] And I consider myself one of those

[00:12.27] So thank you very much, here it goes

[00:13.78] This is the part I was worried about

[00:15.67] Everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes

[00:17.44] And I'm in some dusty garage

[00:18.67] Inhalin' them carbon monoxide fumes

[00:20.74] And everyone's tellin' me what I should do

[00:22.49] And how I should come out and what to rap about

[00:23.77] And I know I got a lot up

[00:25.15] In my medulla oblongata that I gotta get out

[00:26.15] And I'm not sure how this is gonna come off

[00:29.49] They're probably gonna think that I'm comin' off as cocky

[00:31.75] Like I just started givin' a fuck what you really think about me

[00:34.70] See, the thing about me

[00:35.74] Is you don't really know a thing about me

[00:37.48] Everyone's makin' a stink about me

[00:39.18] Like there's some kind of an aura of that of the king around me

[00:41.99] Surround me with nothin' but gangsters

[00:43.21] Killers and bangers and the most dangerous criminals

[00:45.22] And I feel like I'm more comfortable around them

[00:47.25] Than I do my own motherfuckin' neighbors

[00:48.99] But, see, my dream is to be remembered

[00:50.72] As one of the best when I leave; why does it seem like I'm not even put up in the same category as other MC's?

[00:55.81] So when Weezy says that he's better than Jay Z

[00:57.70] Please be that just subliminally

[00:59.49] Means he thinks Jigga's the best

[01:00.70] And that he's the only one up in that league, see

[01:01.63] And it's easy just to consider me

[01:04.24] One of the greatest white rappers there is

[01:05.93] Knowin' goddamn well that I'm one of the best motherfuckin' rappers who ever lived, period

[01:09.45] I'm a G.O.A.T. and I don't mean to gloat

[01:11.56] But I know what I know and I know what you think

[01:13.26] And these magazines'll never put it in ink

[01:15.31] Because how would it look

[01:16.27] If they considered me as a G.O.A.T.?

[01:17.99] And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is

[01:19.75] It means the Greatest Of All Time

[01:21.22] And I consider myself one of those

[01:22.74] So thank you very much, here it goes

[01:24.23] Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the game

[01:26.02] So they gotta go try to find 'em

[01:27.43] A new Eminem or a new Shady

[01:29.03] If they think it's gonna happen, man, I thought I was crazy

[01:31.30] Or maybe I could be takin' it wrong

[01:32.73] And they're tryna pay homage to me in a strange way

[01:34.79] So let me pay homage to my fellow white competitors

[01:37.20] Almost in the same way

[01:38.54] See, you hardly ever do hear anyone even bringin' up that Paul Wall's white, ‘cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat to anyone, see, he's just aight

[01:44.98] And Bubba Sparxxx, he just won't write

[01:46.74] Because he's so caught up in that snow white

[01:48.87] That Timbaland can't even get him in the studio

[01:50.32] He's so gone off that coke, right?

[01:52.28] And it's so sad, ‘cause he's dope, right?

[01:53.76] America's next great white hope, right?

[01:56.03] So now they feel like they gotta come up with

[01:58.27] Some corny-ass White Rapper Show, right?

[01:59.52] And which I'm still havin' mixed feelings about

[02:01.03] They said it'd be real, I'm just spillin' it out

[02:02.60] There's somethin' about a white boy talking black

[02:04.49] And runnin' around with a damn grill in his mouth

[02:06.59] And I love when the say that Tiger Woods shit

[02:08.45] "Isn't it ironic that the best rapper's white

[02:09.37] And the best golfer's black?"

[02:10.27] And I'm the one who's gotta catch all the flack off of that

[02:13.50] But these are the people who

[02:14.47] Never had heard of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out

[02:16.72] But I had already hit middle America

[02:18.74] Parents had all got to likin' me now

[02:20.50] When suddenly I wasn't such a bad guy

[02:22.27] All of the hatred for me must've died

[02:24.08] Thought I committed career suicide

[02:25.76] So I had to turn back into the bad guy

[02:27.51] So faggoty faggoty faggoty gays

[02:29.05] Anatomy God made Raggedy Ann and Andy

[02:31.48] Not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy

[02:33.69] And Angelina Jolie is just another ho, and Brad is a sucka

[02:36.47] Because once I fuck her, she wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby; you know what I say? "No."

[02:41.52] You better save some of them kids from Madonna

[02:43.21] She needs all the publicity she can get

[02:45.23] You want a Shady, well

[02:47.26] You got it, man, I ain't apologizin' for shit

[02:49.14] I'm a G.O.A.T. and I don't mean to gloat

[02:49.96] But I know what I know and I know what you think

[02:52.11] And these magazines'll never put it in ink

[02:53.99] Because how would it look

[02:55.45] If they considered me as a G.O.A.T.?

[02:58.26] And for those of y'all who don't know what a G.O.A.T. is

[02:59.79] It means the Greatest Of All Time

[03:00.55] And I consider myself one of those

[03:01.29] So thank you very much, here it goes

[03:03.13] Man, I'm takin' my ball and goin' home

[03:05.88] Man, shit is too easy

[03:07.64] Nobody even wants to pass me the ball

[03:09.52] ‘Cause I'm a G.O.A.T

[03:10.72] So don't worry, I'm out the motherfuckin' game

[03:12.74] And y'all can sit and argue about who's the motherfuckin' best

[03:15.76] But y'all know that I'm a G.O.A.T

[03:17.46] And like I said, I'm one of the motherfuckin' best

[03:20.28] Before you get your panties in a motherfuckin' bunch

[03:23.50] But before I go, I'd like to say fuck you very much

[03:26.17] To everybody who wasn't there from the start

[03:28.77] And thank you very much to everybody who was

[03:31.99] And y'all ain't gotta say it, just think it

[03:33.92] ‘Cause I know that you know that I know

[03:35.28] That you know that I know that you know that I'm a G.O.A.T

[03:38.69] I'm out, y'all, it's been real, peace