"I Hate Love Songs"

[00:15.19] I hate Shakespeare and Gosling and cakes with white frosting

[00:19.44] Two names in a heart-shaped tattoo

[00:23.18] I think cupid is stupid and violets are purple not blue

[00:31.19] I hate catching bouquets, the honeymoon phase

[00:35.69] And letterman jackets don't fit

[00:39.43] Your eyes can't hold stars and you'd die if your heart really skipped

[00:46.69] I hate love songs

[00:50.19] Yeah, I really do

[00:54.68] I hate love songs

[00:58.43] But I love you

[01:03.19] I hate pink hearts with glitter and Valentine's dinner

[01:07.69] And roses just die in a week

[01:11.19] We were drunk when we met so we don't know our anniversary

[01:19.19] And I'm far too vain to kiss in the rain

[01:23.70] The clouds, they aren't numbered to nine

[01:27.19] And you make me feel something but it sure as hell ain't butterflies

[01:34.93] I hate love songs

[01:38.56] Yeah, I really do

[01:42.84] I hate love songs

[01:46.56] But I love you

[01:49.72] Yeah

[02:07.75] And I'll always love you but I don't have to sing it

[02:11.75] "For worse or for better" don't rhyme

[02:15.26] They say I got the right one so now I should write one

[02:19.51] But I'd rather just show you tonight

[02:26.79] 'Cause I hate love songs

[02:30.50] Yeah, I really do

[02:34.75] I hate love songs

[02:38.52] But I love you

[02:42.75] I hate love songs

[02:46.49] The old and the new

[02:50.51] I hate love songs

[02:56.75] But I love you