929

[00:05.14] I really was born at 9:29 AM on 9/29

[00:08.39] You think I'm lying, but I'm, I'm being dead serious (I gotta see this birth certificate)

[00:12.64] Okay, I'll prove it

[00:19.63] Well, who am I? I'm almost 25

[00:22.14] Can't remember half the time that I've been alive

[00:25.39] 'Cause half was in a cheap apartment

[00:27.88] And half was on the Eastside (Eastside)

[00:31.39] They said don't meet your heroes, they're all fuckin' weirdos

[00:34.89] And God knows that they were right

[00:37.89] Because nobody loves you, they just try to fuck you

[00:41.64] Then put you on a feature on the B-Side

[00:44.38] And who do you call when it's late at night?

[00:47.39] When the headlines just don't paint the picture right

[00:50.88] When you look at yourself on a screen and say

[00:53.89] "Oh my God, there's no way that's me"

[00:57.13] And I, I quit smoking, well recently, I tried

[01:00.39] And I bought another house, and I never go outside

[01:03.63] And I remember this girl with pink hair in Detroit

[01:06.88] Well, she told me

[01:09.89] She said, "Ashley, you gotta promise us that you won't die

[01:13.14] 'Cause we need you," and honestly, I think that she lied

[01:16.39] And I remember the names of every single kid I've met

[01:19.63] But I forget half the people who I've gotten in bed

[01:22.89] And I've stared at the sky in Milwaukee

[01:25.14] And hoped that my father would finally call me

[01:29.14] And it's just these things that I'm thinkin' for hours

[01:32.39] And I'm pickin' my hair out in clumps in the shower

[01:35.64] Lost the love of my life to an ivory powder

[01:38.64] But then I realize that I'm no higher power

[01:42.13] That I wasn't in love then, and I'm still not now

[01:45.38] And I'm so happy I figured that out

[01:48.39] I've got a long way to go until self-preservation

[01:51.64] Think my moral compass is on a vacation

[01:55.14] And I can't believe I still feed my fucking temptation

[01:57.89] I'm still looking for my salvation

[02:01.39] Soft and slow, watch the minutes go

[02:07.64] Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself

[02:17.39] Watch the minutes go

[02:20.64] Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself

[02:28.78] I think I have a confession to make, I feel like (So we know you don't)

[02:32.19] I need to say that I was really born at 9:26

[02:35.19] It's on my birth certificate, I'm a liar

[02:38.43] Man, I'm a fucking liar

[02:39.93] Soft and slow, watch the minutes go

[02:46.19] Count out loud, so we know you don't keep 'em for yourself