"Ironic"

[00:10.87] An old man turned ninety-eight

[00:16.39] He won the lottery and died the next day

[00:22.14] It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

[00:27.63] It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

[00:33.39] And isn't it ironic... don't you think

[00:38.03] It's like rain on your wedding day

[00:44.04] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[00:49.43] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[00:55.92] And who would've thought... it figures

[01:01.53] Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly

[01:06.53] He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye

[01:12.27] He waited his whole damn life to take that flight

[01:18.27] And as the plane crashed down he thought

[01:21.28] "Well isn't this nice..."

[01:23.53] And isn't it ironic... don't you think

[01:28.52] It's like rain on your wedding day

[01:34.53] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[01:40.27] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[01:46.27] And who would've thought... it figures

[01:52.25] Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[01:55.89] When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

[02:03.40] And life has a funny way of helping you out when

[02:07.11] You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up

[02:10.75] In your face

[02:14.74] A traffic jam when you're already late

[02:19.85] A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

[02:25.85] It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[02:31.61] It's meeting the man of my dreams

[02:34.34] And then meeting his beautiful wife

[02:38.10] And isn't it ironic...don't you think

[02:43.09] A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

[02:48.84] It's like rain on your wedding day

[02:54.84] It's a free ride when you've already paid

[03:00.35] It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[03:06.61] And who would've thought... it figures

[03:18.60] Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

[03:24.00] Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

[03:31.24] Helping you out