Tequila

[00:10.13] I was at the bar with my drinking team

[00:12.88] And it was me, Jack Daniels and my homie Jim Beam

[00:15.63] We were kinda blizzed and we were tryin to behave, yo

[00:18.13] When in walked a soldier, he was from the Fuzzy Navel

[00:21.13] We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin

[00:23.38] In came the police, Captain Tom Collins

[00:26.13] And the vato said, "Freeze!" (Freeze!)

[00:28.63] He said, "Hands in the air and hand over your keys"

[00:31.13] Now we did, and that was kinda simple

[00:33.77] Now here came Margarita and her friend Shirley Temple

[00:36.65] I asked my friend 'bout Margarita

[00:38.40] He said that Shirley was a virgin and I wouldn't wanna meet her

[00:41.40] So I talked to Margarita, cause, yo, she was flyer

[00:43.90] I took her to the couch, cause I wanted to srew-drive her

[00:46.65] Now I'm not one for a speech

[00:48.40] But there was plenty of Tequila and Sex on the Beach

[00:51.29] Y'all

[00:51.68] Tequila

[00:55.93] T-T-T-Tequila

[01:03.43] Yeah

[01:06.43] Alright

[01:08.68] Come on

[01:10.06] TEQUILA!

[01:12.06] Here we go again and I'm not fussin

[01:14.31] See, I'm a French Mexican but I kick it with White Russians

[01:17.31] At the bar with the drink in my hand

[01:19.56] In walked José Cuevo, it was Margarita's man

[01:22.31] I talked to the Wise Man, cause yo, he's distinguished

[01:25.06] His name is St. Ides and he spoke in Olde English

[01:28.06] He said, "You better think fast

[01:29.81] Cause José is kinda crazy and I heard he shot blast"

[01:33.06] He gave me some advice and it went like this, yo

[01:35.56] "Catch the Nighttrain and head up to 'Cisco"

[01:37.81] I didn't wanna stick around

[01:40.31] I caught the 1(:)51 to New York, the Greyhound

[01:43.31] Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody stylin

[01:45.56] Showbiz was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island

[01:48.31] I blacked out, the party came to a halt

[01:50.56] Cause I was drinkin the Tequila with the lemon and salt

[01:53.06] Y'all

[01:53.21] Tequila

[01:57.95] T-T-T-Tequila

[02:04.45] Yeah

[02:07.70] Alright

[02:12.95] TEQUILA!

[02:13.95] I woke up in the morning and felt like a zombie

[02:16.45] The Tequila Gold Label had bombed me

[02:18.20] You see, I woke up late, I wasn't feelin so great

[02:21.20] And Mike said, "There's a Bacardi party startin at 8"

[02:23.95] Yo, we walked in the party and started playin our games

[02:26.45] We played tops, ??? and quarters with Bartles & Jaymes

[02:28.95] Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill

[02:31.45] Because the Mickey Brothers took her up to Strawberry Hill

[02:33.95] They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think

[02:36.20] Cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink

[02:38.95] Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental

[02:41.95] There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental

[02:44.45] A groupie is a girl that jocks

[02:46.95] She wore a def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the rocks

[02:49.45] We had a Fake Marriage, now here's the Honeymoon

[02:52.20] Yo, it's on, Vagabond at the Blue Lagoon

[02:54.70] Now everybody take a couple of words from the wise

[02:57.45] A girlie and a bottle - Tequila Sunrise

[02:59.95] Tequila

[03:12.45] Yeah

[03:14.45] Alright

[03:16.95] Come on

[03:19.95] TEQUILA