There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

[00:04.24] Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman

[00:08.14] From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed

[00:11.63] I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

[00:16.13] Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

[00:20.27] Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman

[00:24.27] From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed

[00:27.91] I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

[00:32.67] Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...

[00:36.41] When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes

[00:39.42] Whoa, everything goes according to plan

[00:44.92] I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it

[00:48.67] Because you say so under your breath

[00:50.18] You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

[00:53.16] Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

[00:57.41] Never looked better, and you can't stand it

[01:09.67] Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and

[01:13.91] I bet you just can't keep up with, (keep up) with these fashionistas, and

[01:17.67] Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign

[01:22.08] I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh...

[01:26.33] Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears

[01:29.58] And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"

[01:34.33] Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table

[01:38.99] they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

[01:46.48] I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it

[01:50.23] Because you say so under your breath

[01:51.62] You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"

[01:54.87] Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

[01:58.62] Never looked better, and you can't stand it

[02:26.63] Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

[02:31.13] I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

[02:35.88] Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

[02:40.76] I've never looked better, and you can't stand it

[02:45.67] And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

[02:50.40] I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

[02:55.15] And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

[02:59.90] I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

[03:04.66] And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

[03:09.65] I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch