01 Saint Bernard

[00:04.72] Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall

[00:09.46] To remind me that I am a fool

[00:13.96] Tell me where I came from, what I will always be

[00:18.21] Just a spoiled little kid who went to catholic school

[00:26.21] When I am dead I won't join their ranks

[00:30.71] 'Cause they are both holy and free

[00:35.71] And I'm in Ohio, satanic and chained up

[00:40.46] And until the end, that's how it'll be

[00:44.46] I said make me love myself so that I might love you

[00:54.46] Don't make me a liar, 'cause I swear to god

[00:58.96] When I said it I thought it was true

[01:04.21] Saint Calvin told me not to worry about you

[01:08.96] But he's got his own things to deal with

[01:13.71] There's really just one thing that we have in common

[01:18.46] Neither of us will be missed

[01:24.20] Saint Bernard sits at the top of the driveway

[01:28.71] You always said how you loved dogs

[01:32.96] I don't know if I count

[01:35.71] But I'm trying my best

[01:38.21] When I'm howling and barking these songs