"Girl in a Country Song"

[00:02.54] ("No country music was harmed in the making of this song, this is only a test-t-t.")

[00:18.54] Well, I wish I had some shoes on my two bare feet

[00:24.43] And it's gettin' kinda cold in these painted on cut-off jeans

[00:30.69] I hate the way this bikini top chafes

[00:33.57] Do I really have to wear it all day? (Yeah, baby)

[00:36.56] I hear you over there on your tailgate whistlin' [whistle]

[00:42.46] Sayin', "Hey girl." ("Hey, girl.")

[00:43.81] But you know I ain't listenin'

[00:48.32] 'Cause I got a name

[00:49.94] And to you it ain't "pretty little thing", "hottie" or "baby"

[00:53.87] Yeah it's drivin' me red-red-red-red-red-red-redneck crazy

[01:00.11] Bein' the girl in a country song

[01:03.03] How in the world did it go so wrong?

[01:06.28] Like all we're good for

[01:07.83] Is looking good for you and your friends on the weekend

[01:11.46] Nothing more

[01:12.40] We used to get a little respect

[01:15.13] Now we're lucky if we even get

[01:18.13] To climb up in your truck, keep our mouth shut and ride along

[01:22.77] And be the girl in a country song

[01:30.50] Well, shakin' my moneymaker ain't ever made me a dime

[01:36.41] And there ain't no sugar for you in this shaker of mine

[01:42.29] Tell me one more time, "you gotta get you some of that"

[01:45.46] Sure I'll slide on over, but you're gonna get slapped (Hah!)

[01:49.08] These days it ain't easy being that

[01:53.32] Girl in a country song

[01:55.60] How in the world did it go so wrong?

[01:58.70] Like all we're good for

[02:00.31] Is looking good for you and your friends on the weekend

[02:03.71] Nothing more

[02:04.91] We used to get a little respect

[02:07.65] Now we're lucky if we even get

[02:10.57] To climb up in your truck, keep our mouth shut and ride along

[02:15.32] And be the girl in a country song (Yeah, yeah, yeah, baby)

[02:29.33] Aww no, Conway and George Strait

[02:32.35] Never did it this way

[02:33.99] Back in the old days

[02:35.18] Aww y'all, we ain't a cliché

[02:38.43] That ain't no way

[02:39.94] To treat a lady...

[02:43.19] ... like a girl in a country song

[02:45.81] How in the world did it go so wrong?

[02:49.07] Like all we're good for

[02:50.46] Is looking good for you and your friends on the weekend

[02:53.88] Nothing more (Woo)

[02:55.24] We used to get a little respect

[02:57.88] Now we're lucky if we even get

[03:01.06] To climb up in your truck, keep our mouth shut and ride along

[03:06.43] Down some old dirt road we don't even wanna be on

[03:11.57] And be the girl in a country song

[03:16.53] ("Yeah, baby, I ain't your tan legged Juliet. Can I put on some real clothes now? ")

[03:25.66] Aww, no

[03:27.28] (Ha-ha-ha...)