"One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong"

[00:05.99] I lit a thin green candle to make you jealous of me

[00:18.16] The room filled up with mosquitoes

[00:24.46] They heard that my body was free

[00:30.48] And I took the dust of a long sleepless night

[00:36.37] And I put it in your little shoe

[00:42.48] And I must confess that I tortured the dress

[00:48.50] That you wore for the world to look through

[01:01.10] I showed my heart to the doctor

[01:07.02] He said, 'you just have to quit'

[01:12.98] Then he wrote himself a prescription

[01:19.10] And your name was mentioned in it

[01:25.25] Then he locked himself in a library shelf

[01:31.35] With the details of our honeymoon

[01:37.65] And I hear from the nurse that he's gotten much worse

[01:43.82] And his practice is all in a ruin

[01:56.28] And I once knew a saint who had loved you

[02:02.42] I studied all night in his school

[02:08.66] He taught that the duty of lovers

[02:14.56] Was to tarnish the golden rule

[02:21.08] And just when I was sure that his teachings were pure

[02:27.06] He drowned himself in the pool

[02:33.38] His body is gone, but out here on the lawn

[02:39.47] His spirit continues to drool

[02:51.98] An Eskimo showed me a movie

[02:57.98] He'd recently taken of you

[03:04.22] The poor man could hardly stop shivering

[03:10.48] His lips and his fingers were blue

[03:16.48] I suppose that he froze when the wind took your clothes

[03:22.35] And I guess he just never got warm

[03:28.73] But you stand there so nice, in your blizzard of ice

[03:34.85] Please let me come into your storm