Deadpool rap
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[00:12.37] Deadpool
[00:16.87] They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
[00:18.65] Came to merc the bad guys and get some ass
[00:20.86] Got blades for days, got guns galore
[00:23.12] Got combo moves, evades and more
[00:25.12] With bear traps and hand grenades
[00:26.85] Pull the pistol like a maniac, right in your face
[00:29.12] Poppin' off caps, leave a trail of guts
[00:31.15] Sittin' on ma chair, scratching ma nuts
[00:32.87] Don't stop when I shoot, Full auto is on
[00:35.39] Your ass is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn
[00:37.14] Hot lead to the head and I won't stop
[00:38.87] What 'cha crew gonna do, when I hack and chop?
[00:41.36] All these bitches are pre-madonnas
[00:42.89] I stuff my face with Chimichangas
[00:45.12] Tacos and beers, always keepin' it loose
[00:47.12] Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce
[00:52.38] Deadpool
[00:54.87] Sexy motherfucker
[00:56.61] Deadpool
[01:00.11] Dead- Captain Deadpool
[01:02.85] Nah, just Deadpool
[01:04.87] Merc with a mouth, I can't die
[01:06.89] One foot in the grave, but I'm still alive
[01:08.89] Try to kill me, I'll just revive
[01:10.89] Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes
[01:13.12] I'm dangerous, feelin' reckless, squeeze your neck like I was a necklace
[01:17.12] Jump, flip and leave 'em headless
[01:19.39] I like my guns all big like Texas
[01:21.34] Hey goons, thugs and bosses
[01:23.37] Guess what, I brought Colossus!
[01:25.12] Times up, better count your losses
[01:27.13] Kickin' that ass as my girlfriend watches
[01:29.37] Run away, you know that I'll chase
[01:31.14] Every bad guy, but 'em right in their place
[01:32.88] Revenge, I'm gonna give you a taste
[01:34.86] I'm sexy as hell, but I cover ma face
[01:37.12] About to take you all to school, with guns and knives
[01:40.38] Deadpool
[01:41.61] Tellin' jokes and breaking the rules
[01:43.14] I came for the tacos
[01:44.37] Deadpool
[01:45.37] Playin' with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut
[01:48.14] Deadpool
[01:49.64] 'Bout to throw down with all these fools
[01:51.38] So come an' get some
[01:53.09] Bring the noise, I'll bring the pain, ha!
[01:55.39] Kickin' ass and taking names
[01:56.87] Payback time, I'm not playin' games
[01:59.12] These superpowers are feelin' strange
[02:01.37] I move like a freaking ninja
[02:02.87] Hand to hand, you know I'll end ya
[02:05.13] Got two swords, now I'll avenge ya
[02:07.12] I don't care if I offend ya
[02:09.36] Listen up, I got somethin' to say
[02:11.13] That's right, I run ma mouth all day
[02:13.13] Step up, take a blood bath
[02:14.89] Now you're tryna run and it's makin' me laugh
[02:17.12] Ha, ha, ha!
[02:18.12] Where you gonna go to?
[02:19.12] Try to hide, but you know that I'll find you
[02:21.36] Tippy toe, sneakin' up behind you
[02:23.12] I'm Deadpool, do I have to remind you?
[02:25.12] Regenerate, because it's cool
[02:27.08] When I fall off a ledge
[02:28.61] Deadpool
[02:29.13] The crazy ass guards all lookin' to duel
[02:30.85] So click, click, boom!
[02:32.35] Deadpool
[02:33.37] I don't believe in the golden rule
[02:34.89] I came to get laid
[02:36.36] Deadpool
[02:37.37] Note to the ladies, I'm not a tool
[02:38.89] I'm a sexy motherucker
[02:43.12] Sexy motherucker
[02:46.88] Sexy motherucker
[02:50.87] Sexy motherucker
[02:54.89] Sexy motherucker
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