Fast Lane

[00:04.26] First verse, uh, I'm armed 'til I'm on an island

[00:06.75] My life's ridin' on the autobahn on autopilot

[00:09.50] Before I touch dirt, or kill y'all with kindness

[00:12.25] I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse

[00:15.01] You've been warned if you've been borned

[00:16.75] Or if you conformed, slap up a cop

[00:18.74] And then snatch him outta his uniform

[00:20.50] Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on

[00:23.01] And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn

[00:26.00] Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all fags know

[00:28.50] Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'

[00:30.00] Bet you could light your own cigarette with your asshole

[00:33.00] Me and Shady deaded the past, so

[00:34.50] That basically resurrected my cashflow

[00:37.01] I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke

[00:39.75] Though I ain't wrapped tight, my blood type's the 80's

[00:42.76] My 90's was like the Navy

[00:44.25] You was like the Brady's, you still fly kites daily

[00:47.00] Catch me in my Mercedes, bumping "Ice Ice Baby"

[00:49.50] Screaming, "Shady 'til I die!"

[00:51.00] Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy

[00:52.75] So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze

[00:55.00] And you only live it once

[00:56.50] So I'm thinking 'bout this nice, nice lady

[00:58.50] Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)

[01:01.25] Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is

[01:03.50] ‘Cause she's kinda famous

[01:04.50] And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this

[01:06.75] Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus

[01:10.00] You morons think that I'm a genius

[01:11.75] Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum

[01:13.25] Came to drive them trailer parks crazy

[01:16.00] I am Back! And I am razor-sharp, baby

[01:18.00] And that's "back" with a capital B with an exclamation mark

[01:20.26] Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics

[01:22.75] ‘Cause when I rip this mystical slick shit

[01:23.75] You don't wanna become another victim

[01:25.50] A statistic of this shit, ‘cause after I spit the bullets

[01:28.00] I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball

[01:29.75] I'ma kick the ballistics; so get this dick, I'ma live this—

[01:32.25] Livin' life in the fast lane

[01:33.74] Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down

[01:36.99] Only got a gallon in the gas tank

[01:39.00] But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now

[01:42.26] I don't really know where I'm headed

[01:44.25] Just enjoyin' the ride

[01:45.50] Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die

[01:48.00] I'm livin' life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)

[01:54.25] I'm livin' life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)

[01:54.50] Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit

[01:57.26] At war with a bottle as Captain Morgan attacks my organs

[01:59.75] My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins

[02:02.50] I made a pact with the devil that says

[02:04.50] "I'll let you take me, you let me take a shovel

[02:06.49] Dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian."

[02:08.50] Go back and forth and, more beef that you can pack a fork in

[02:10.75] I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down

[02:12.75] My tenement, chimney now; the semi’s the remedy, pow

[02:14.75] Spin him around, enterin' in the vicinity—

[02:16.75] Now, was called M&M

[02:18.00] But he threw away the candy and ate the rapper

[02:19.00] Chewed him up, and spitted him out

[02:20.25] Girl, giddy-up, now get-get down

[02:21.50] He's lookin' around this club

[02:22.75] And it looks like people are havin' a shit-fit now

[02:24.25] Yeah, little t-t-trailer trash

[02:25.50] Take a look who's back in t-t-town!

[02:27.26] Did I s-s-stutter, motherfucker?

[02:28.75] Fuck the mall, he shuts the whole motherfuckin' Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round

[02:32.75] And he came to the club tonight with 5'9"

[02:34.76] To hold this bitch down, like a motherfuckin' chick underwater he's tryin' to d-d-drown

[02:38.25] Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated

[02:40.25] Just by the way that you keep lickin' them dick-suckin' lips

[02:42.75] I'm agitated, aggravated

[02:43.75] To the point you don't suck my dick

[02:45.01] Then you're gonna get decapitated

[02:46.50] Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head

[02:48.25] Then I'm have to take it

[02:49.25] And then after takin' that I'ma catch a case

[02:51.00] It's gon' be fascinatin'

[02:52.00] It's gon' say the whole rap game passed away

[02:53.75] On top of the affidavit

[02:54.75] Graduated from master debater, slash massive masturbator

[02:57.50] To Michael Jackson's activator

[02:59.00] Meaning I'm on fire, off the top, might wanna back up data

[03:01.50] Rollin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor trailer

[03:03.25] Homie, they're sick, you could normally ask a hater

[03:05.75] Don't it make sense?

[03:06.75] These shell casings is just like a bag of paper

[03:08.50] Drop in the lap of a tax evader, homie, they spent

[03:11.00] Now make that ass drop, like a sack of potatoes

[03:12.76] What, girl, I'm the crack-a-lator

[03:14.25] Percolator of this party, be my penis ejaculator later

[03:17.25] Tell your boyfriend that you just struck paydirt

[03:19.25] You're rollin' with a player

[03:20.31] You won't be exaggeratin' when you say you're livin'

[03:23.01] Livin' life in the fast lane

[03:24.25] Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down

[03:27.24] Only got a gallon in the gas tank

[03:29.50] But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now

[03:32.75] I don't really know where I'm headed

[03:34.50] Just enjoyin' the ride

[03:36.25] Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die

[03:38.25] I'm livin' life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)

[03:41.74] I'm livin' life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)