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[00:00.19] T-Series! (Yeah!)
[00:02.44] It's your big day! (Woo!)
[00:05.68] Incredible job!
[00:08.20] I know we had our differences
[00:10.43] But today, I just wanna tell you
[00:13.42] A congratulations, it's a celebration
[00:16.68] Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
[00:20.18] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
[00:23.93] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[00:27.44] A congratulations to your corporation
[00:30.92] Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
[00:34.42] Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took
[00:38.68] Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
[00:42.44] Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong
[00:45.93] Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
[00:49.19] Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
[00:52.68] Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
[00:56.44] I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
[00:59.94] I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
[01:03.43] For legal reasons, that's a joke
[01:05.17] For legal reasons, that's a joke
[01:06.97] For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
[01:10.68] India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best
[01:13.69] I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
[01:17.42] I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
[01:21.44] 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—
[01:24.43] A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)
[01:27.43] Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
[01:31.18] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
[01:34.68] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[01:37.94] Congratulations (Uh)
[01:40.93] Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)
[01:44.94] Congratulations
[01:48.19] Congratulations (Such a big day)
[01:52.93] I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
[01:56.68] T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
[01:59.67] Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
[02:03.17] But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
[02:06.92] T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)
[02:10.70] Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
[02:14.18] Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
[02:17.69] That's a blatant racist lie
[02:19.43] Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
[02:21.43] India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
[02:24.69] How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
[02:28.17] Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
[02:31.69] But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
[02:35.19] But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
[02:38.68] Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army
[02:42.44] Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
[02:45.92] But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
[02:49.93] So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
[02:52.93] Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
[02:55.94] Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
[02:59.68] It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
[03:03.68] Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
[03:06.92] There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time
[03:10.42] It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
[03:14.17] Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
[03:17.43] A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
[03:25.93] Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
[03:29.44] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
[03:32.93] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
[03:36.43] Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)
[03:39.43] Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
[03:42.93] Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
[03:46.93] Congratulations (Such a big day!)
[03:49.93] Oh yeah, yeah
[03:51.93] Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
[03:58.18] Yatta desu ne
[03:59.94] Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
