The real slim shady
[00:03.58] May I have your attention, please
[00:05.83] May I have your attention, please
[00:08.58] Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[00:12.07] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[00:16.83] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:17.82] Ya'll act like you never seen, a white person before
[00:20.08] Jaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.84] And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before
[00:24.57] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh)
[00:26.82] It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.58] He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he
[00:32.10] And said, nothing you idiots
[00:34.59] Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Haha)
[00:36.85] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.09] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.58] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what
[00:43.08] Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though
[00:45.59] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.85] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh)
[00:50.33] Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:53.32] But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose
[00:55.08] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:57.08] And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss
[00:59.33] And that's the message, that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.57] And expect them not to know, what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.83] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.62] By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:08.83] We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us are cannibals
[01:11.58] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.59] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.61] Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww)
[01:18.10] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.08] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.58] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:24.59] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:26.83] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[01:29.33] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:31.58] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:33.83] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:36.10] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[01:38.60] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:40.58] Don't gotta cuss in his raps, to sell records
[01:43.33] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:45.59] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:47.08] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:50.08] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.08] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.34] So you can, sit me here next to
[01:56.58] Shit, better switch me chairs
[01:58.57] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and
[02:01.33] And hear 'em argue over, who she gave head to first
[02:03.60] Little bitch put me on blast, on MTV
[02:05.84] Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
[02:08.07] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
[02:10.34] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.84] So I have been sent here, to destroy you
[02:18.13] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.84] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.84] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:24.09] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.83] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.86] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:31.35] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[02:32.84] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:35.83] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.08] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:40.35] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[02:43.08] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:44.83] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.33] Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin' room
[02:49.83] The only difference is I got the balls to say it, in front of ya'll
[02:52.33] And I don't gotta be false, or sugar-coat it at all
[02:54.83] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.58] And whether you like to admit it, [(Rip)] I just shit it
[02:58.86] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:00.58] Then you wonder how can kids, eat up these albums like valiums it's funny
[03:02.60] 'Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
[03:05.58] I'll be the only person, in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.10] Pinching nurses asses, while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:10.32] And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:12.58] In every single person there's a slim shady lurkin'
[03:14.83] Who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.33] Or in the parking lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:20.09] With his windows down, and his system up
[03:22.08] So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:24.08] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:26.32] And be proud to be outta your mind, and outta control
[03:28.82] And one more time loud as you can, how's it go
[03:31.33] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.33] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:35.57] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:37.82] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:40.34] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:43.58] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:45.07] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:47.07] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:49.34] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.83] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:53.82] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:56.08] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:58.58] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.35] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:03.08] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[04:04.83] Please stand up, please stand up
[04:08.85] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.32] Fuck it, let's all stand up
