Johnny Medlar - Arrow in the knee
[00:57.13] Gather round ye people
[00:59.13] And mind to listen well.
[01:01.69] I got an epic tale to tell you
[01:03.90] from the land of Tamriel.
[01:06.35] I was traveling north of Cyrodiil
[01:08.87] in the province of Skyrim.
[01:11.61] I had just arrived in Whiterun
[01:13.38] and that where i met him.
[01:15.61] Well, to me
[01:16.89] he looked like just another guard walking down the street.
[01:20.36] But to him it seemed i stuck right out,
[01:22.88] like a bald khajiit.
[01:25.65] And he walked right up to me
[01:27.35] with a look of nostalgia in his eye.
[01:30.11] He said,
[01:30.90] "We are not so diffrent, ..."
[01:32.38] "...You and i."
[01:33.89] Then he said,
[01:35.64] "I used to be an adventurer like you,"
[01:39.62] "But then i took an arrow in the knee!"
[01:44.85] "Just ask any of my fellow guards---"
[01:47.37] "They'll tell you that it's true---"
[01:49.37] "That i took an arrow in the knee!"
[01:54.89] Well he told me he was on duty,
[01:56.61] so he couldnt stay to chat.
[01:59.13] Someone stole a sweetroll,
[02:01.39] And he was investigating that.
[02:03.88] I said, "dont let me hold you up, sir."
[02:06.61] And then we parted ways.
[02:08.88] I mubled to myself,
[02:10.61] "This is looking like one of those days."
[02:13.38] I was feeling kind of tired
[02:15.62] Decided to head right for the inn.
[02:18.14] But i'd never been here before.
[02:20.37] Didnt know wich direction it was in.
[02:22.88] I walked up to another guard,
[02:25.10] And asked him where i could find a bed.
[02:27.88] He looked at me,
[02:28.88] Then he smiled and said,
[02:33.14] "I used to be an adventurer like you, "
[02:37.36] "But then i took an arrow in the knee!"
[02:42.65] "Just ask any of my fellow guards---"
[02:45.11] "They'll tell you that it's true---"
[02:46.87] "That i took an arrow in the knee!"
[03:01.91] The first one was kind of random,
[03:03.87] But now i was freaking out.
[03:06.13] I was thinking i should run away,
[03:08.62] Or use a dragon shout.
[03:11.10] I was starting to calm down,
[03:13.12] And thats when i looked up and saw...
[03:15.85] Another guard comming right toward me!
[03:18.14] That's when i said,
[03:19.14] "FUS RO DAH!"
[03:20.62] Well in retrospect
[03:21.63] That turned out to be not the greatest plan,
[03:25.35] Now i'm sprinting for the stables,
[03:27.63] Running as fast as i can.
[03:30.12] But it's just my luck---
[03:31.37] The stablemaster know how to use a bow.
[03:34.89] Now he's aiming for my legs!
[03:37.39] Oh NoOoOoOOo!
[03:54.61] "I used to be an adventurer like you, "
[03:59.15] "But then i took an arrow in the knee!"
[04:03.86] "Just ask any of my fellow guards---"
[04:06.62] "They'll tell you that it's true---"
[04:08.38] "We've all taken arrow in the knees!"
[04:10.38] "An arrow in the Kneeeeeeee!"
[04:17.12] "An arrow in the Kneeeee!"
[04:21.63] So very painful!
[04:23.64] "I used to be an adventurer like you, "
[04:27.63] "But then i took an arrow in the knee!"
[04:32.60] "Just ask any of my fellow guards---"
[04:33.13] "They'll tell you that its true"
[04:37.36] "We've all taken arrow in the knees!"
[04:41.63] "An arrow in the Kneeeee!"
[04:45.87] "An arrow in the Kneeeee!"
[04:50.87] "An arrow in the Kneeeee!"
[04:55.61] "An arrow in the Kneeeee!"
