Michael in the Bathroom
[00:07.76] I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall
[00:15.52] I could stay right here or disappear
[00:19.26] And nobody'd even notice at all
[00:29.47] I'm a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone
[00:37.50] But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
[00:41.50] Or pretend to check a text on my phone
[00:45.73] Everything felt fine
[00:48.22] When I was half of a pair
[00:53.25] And through no fault of mine
[00:56.52] There's no other half there
[01:01.04] Now I'm just
[01:03.51] Michael in the bathroom
[01:06.00] Michael in the bathroom at a party
[01:10.25] Forget how long its been
[01:13.26] I'm just Michael in the bathroom
[01:16.24] Michael in the bathroom at a party
[01:20.53] No, you can't come in
[01:23.48] I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
[01:27.01] And picking at grout as I softly grieve
[01:30.99] I'm just
[01:32.01] Michael who you don't know
[01:34.25] Michael flying solo
[01:36.25] Michael in the bathroom by himself
[01:41.27] All by himself
[01:46.50] I am hiding,
[01:47.79] But he's out there
[01:49.76] Just ignoring all our history
[01:54.01] Memories get erased
[01:56.26] And I'll get replaced
[01:58.25] With a newer cooler version of me
[02:02.51] And I hear a drunk girl
[02:05.74] Singing along to Whitney through the door
[02:08.00] "I wanna dance with somebody!"
[02:10.24] And my feelings sink
[02:12.25] Cause it makes me think
[02:14.05] Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
[02:18.00] Now it's just
[02:19.00] Michael in the bathroom
[02:21.25] Michael in the bathroom at a party
[02:25.03] I half regret the beers
[02:28.01] Michael in the bathroom
[02:30.25] Michael in the bathroom at a party
[02:34.00] As I choke back the tears
[02:36.53] I'll wait as long as I need
[02:37.76] 'Til my face is dry
[02:40.54] Or I'll just blame it on weed
[02:42.50] Or something in my eye
[02:44.26] I'm just Michael
[02:45.76] Who you don't know
[02:46.99] Michael flyin' solo
[02:49.31] Michael in the bathroom by himself
[02:56.01] Knock, knock, knock, knock
[02:57.75] They're gonna start to shout soon
[02:59.49] Knock, knock, knock, knock
[03:01.50] Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
[03:03.48] Knock, knock, knock, knock
[03:05.48] It sucks he left me here alone
[03:07.53] Knock, knock, knock, knock
[03:09.74] Here in this teenage battlezone
[03:11.47] Clang, clang, clang, clang
[03:13.52] I feel the pressure blowing up
[03:15.26] Bang, bang, bang, bang
[03:17.27] My big mistake was showing up
[03:19.28] Splash, splash, splash, splash
[03:21.29] I throw some water in my face
[03:23.50] And I am in a better place
[03:25.50] I go to open up the door
[03:27.72] But I can't hear knocking
[03:29.27] Anymore
[03:37.49] And I can't help but yearn
[03:40.49] For a different time
[03:45.26] And then I look in the mirror
[03:47.25] And the present is clear
[03:49.26] And there's no denying
[03:52.00] I'm just
[03:55.01] ... at a party
[04:00.51] Is there a sadder sight
[04:03.72] Mmmmmmmmm
[04:06.50] Michael in the bathroom at a party
[04:09.74] This is a heinous night
[04:12.24] I wish I stayed at home instead
[04:13.99] Watching cable porn
[04:16.26] Or wish I offed myself instead
[04:18.25] Wish I was never born
[04:20.22] I'm just Michael
[04:21.53] Who's a loner
[04:22.73] So he must be a stoner
[04:24.75] Rides a PT Cruiser
[04:27.00] God, he's such a loser
[04:28.74] Michael flying solo
[04:31.24] Who you think that you know
[04:33.27] Michael in the bathroom by himself
[04:38.22] All by himself
[04:42.51] All by himself
[04:47.76] When all you know about me
[04:49.76] Is my name
[04:51.76] Awesome party
[04:52.52] I'm so glad I came
