Coraline vs Alice

[00:21.75] I'm late! I'm late! Years behind in producing my remake long awaited!

[00:25.51] Seems like I landed in a time where nightmares are PG rated

[00:29.75] Coraline's a horrifying borderline rip-off of me, so here's a few pointers

[00:34.24] You bit off your design and storyline like a Walrus chomping on oysters

[00:38.24] So let me break fast on the little pathetic Hot Topic dresser

[00:40.74] Who's fame passed faster than her empty pocketed director

[00:43.25] I'm sailing on the ocean, we're not sitting in the same boat

[00:45.74] We all know what happens to kiddies in yellow raincoats

[00:47.50] Holding up a Looking Glass; you're far out of the picture

[00:49.49] Doing it just like your parents, recognize and ditch ya

[00:52.02] But it's no wonder as, you land next to the ghost kids

[00:54.00] How ironic, you've made everybody's hearts stop motion

[00:56.25] Eww, what a messy attitude, something I normally wouldn't want to confront

[01:00.00] But when Coraline is at the core of a line

[01:02.24] I double up the punches, so let me Tweedle-dunk!

[01:04.76] (Ay) Imma spill the tea, but this isn't a Disney ride

[01:06.74] We're both falling asleep when you went over your lines

[01:09.00] I've been peeking through my stone and girl, it's lookin kinda spooky

[01:11.26] Cuz I couldn't find a soul that was invested in your movies

[01:13.51] Oh! Chased the win like a Rabbit, and down you flew!

[01:15.76] My poem pokes your poker and the cards are playing you

[01:17.99] All your magic potions got you trippin' so much, you fell

[01:19.99] I'm the queen, you're a creepy crawler smoking up L's

[01:21.99] Your whole life took a dive once you moved to Pink Palace

[01:24.49] Home turned out like your head, a circus in the attic

[01:26.50] So gather your parents, I'm gonna drag 'em to your end

[01:28.51] Letting them push your buttons into Stevie Wonder-land

[01:30.50] You've been gone since like the 50s, so watch your step

[01:33.01] Once you brought in Johnny, you fell to another depth

[01:35.24] This chatter's chapters don't make her a badder rapper

[01:37.26] The tracks you spat are a better battle matter for a madder Hatter

[01:39.50] No one could have foresaw the edgy remakes in your future

[01:42.02] It's like you went from Alice in Wonderland to Alice Cooper

[01:44.00] Time is buttered, I don't need to paint lies to make you suffer

[01:45.99] Eight bars close the shutter on another Other Mother

[01:48.49] Save it, dollface; once you're pushing daisies, you'll be rose red

[01:52.51] I'm ripping manic on this schizophrenic; off with all of her heads!

[01:56.24] What!?

[01:57.52] One! Scrap the blackened psychology you're remaining

[01:59.26] Two! The theatres put your fame under the basement

[02:01.49] Three! Your whole world's a snow globe, so why diss more!

[02:03.75] You've locked the door, Caroline; be careful what you wish for

[02:05.74] You could never ever size up, like even if you think your brand would continue to grow

[02:09.73] It looks like you totally must've gone mad: Alice in Wonderland syndrome

[02:14.48] Cuz your reboots don't go that far, Alice in the Land of Broken Hearts

[02:18.48] Run from your hallucinations, but no dream could heal these scars