The real slim shady
[00:02.92] May I have your attention, please
[00:06.41] May I have your attention, please
[00:08.90] Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[00:12.16] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[00:16.91] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.15] Ya'll act like you never seen, a white person before
[00:20.41] Jaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.17] And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before
[00:24.92] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh)
[00:26.91] It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.92] He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he
[00:32.42] And said, nothing you idiots
[00:34.91] Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Haha)
[00:36.66] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.40] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.92] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what
[00:43.17] Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though
[00:45.91] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.18] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh)
[00:50.66] Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:53.15] But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose
[00:55.43] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:57.17] And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss
[00:59.65] And that's the message, that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.90] And expect them not to know, what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.17] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.17] By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:09.15] We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us are cannibals
[01:12.16] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.66] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.91] Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww)
[01:18.15] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.17] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.66] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:27.41] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:29.18] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[01:30.68] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:31.65] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.16] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:36.40] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[01:38.65] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:40.69] Don't gotta cuss in his raps, to sell records
[01:43.41] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:45.17] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:47.16] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.91] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.16] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.15] So you can, sit me here next to
[01:56.41] Shit, better switch me chairs
[01:59.16] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and
[02:01.42] And hear 'em argue over, who she gave head to first
[02:03.66] Little bitch put me on blast, on MTV
[02:06.15] Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
[02:08.16] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
[02:13.15] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.91] So I have been sent here, to destroy you
[02:18.16] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:21.91] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.91] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:24.40] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.91] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:30.66] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:32.17] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[02:33.67] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:35.18] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:39.41] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:40.67] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[02:42.91] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:44.90] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.41] Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin' room
[02:49.67] The only difference is I got the balls to say it, in front of ya'll
[02:52.93] And I don't gotta be false, or sugar-coat it at all
[02:55.40] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.91] And whether you like to admit it, [(Rip)] I just shit it
[02:58.91] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:00.91] Then you wonder how can kids, eat up these albums like valiums it's funny
[03:03.17] 'Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
[03:05.91] I'll be the only person, in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.17] Pinching nurses asses, while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:10.68] And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:12.91] In every single person there's a slim shady lurkin'
[03:15.42] Who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.65] Or in the parking lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:20.42] With his windows down, and his system up
[03:22.41] So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:25.66] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:26.66] And be proud to be outta your mind, and outta control
[03:29.15] And one more time loud as you can, how's it go
[03:31.43] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:34.91] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:37.17] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:40.42] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:41.66] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:43.41] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:46.43] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:47.91] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:49.41] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:51.40] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:53.65] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:56.16] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:58.66] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:00.91] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:03.17] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[04:05.41] Please stand up, please stand up
[04:08.16] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.40] Fuck it, let's all stand up
