Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Official Music Video
[00:03.46] May I have your attention, please
[00:06.47] May I have your attention, please
[00:09.46] Will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[00:12.73] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady, please stand up
[00:17.70] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.45] Ya'll act like you never seen, a white person before
[00:20.72] Jaws all on the floor, like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:21.97] And started whoopin' her ass, worse than before
[00:25.47] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh)
[00:27.72] It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:32.22] He didn't just say, what I think he did, did he
[00:34.24] And said, nothing you idiots
[00:35.22] Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Haha)
[00:37.23] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:39.71] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.96] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what
[00:44.21] Flippin' to you know who, yeah but he's so cute though
[00:46.21] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.71] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms (Eh-eh-eh)
[00:50.71] Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:53.71] But it's cool for Tom Green, to hump a dead moose
[00:56.96] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:57.72] And if I'm lucky you might, just give it a little kiss
[01:00.23] And that's the message, that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.21] And expect them not to know, what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.96] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.46] By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel don't they
[01:09.21] We ain't nothing but mammals, well some of us are cannibals
[01:12.47] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.47] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.46] Then there's no reason that a man, and another man can't elope (Eww)
[01:18.48] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.72] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[01:22.96] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.21] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:26.97] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[01:27.99] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:32.22] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.22] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:36.46] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[01:38.99] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:40.96] Don't gotta cuss in his raps, to sell records
[01:43.49] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:45.96] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:48.21] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:49.46] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird
[01:52.70] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.71] So you can, sit me here next to
[01:56.46] Shit, better switch me chairs
[01:59.21] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and
[02:01.49] And hear 'em argue over, who she gave head to first
[02:03.97] Little bitch put me on blast, on MTV
[02:06.21] Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe
[02:08.73] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (Ahh)
[02:13.22] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:16.22] So I have been sent here, to destroy you
[02:17.97] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.98] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.50] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:24.97] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:27.46] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:31.71] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:32.46] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[02:33.96] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:36.46] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.70] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:40.72] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[02:43.22] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:45.46] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you
[02:47.71] Things you joke about with your friends, inside your livin' room
[02:50.50] The only difference is I got the balls to say it, in front of ya'll
[02:52.97] And I don't gotta be false, or sugar-coat it at all
[02:54.99] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.96] And whether you like to admit it, [(Rip)] I just shit it
[03:00.46] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:01.49] Then you wonder how can kids, eat up these albums like valiums it's funny
[03:04.47] 'Cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
[03:06.48] I'll be the only person, in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.46] Pinching nurses asses, while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:11.21] And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:13.48] In every single person there's a slim shady lurkin'
[03:15.72] Who could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.96] Or in the parking lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:21.73] With his windows down, and his system up
[03:22.72] So will the real Shady, please stand up
[03:25.46] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:26.95] And be proud to be outta your mind, and outta control
[03:28.97] And one more time loud as you can, how's it go
[03:31.21] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:34.96] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:37.22] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:38.45] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:39.70] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:43.23] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:45.46] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:46.96] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:49.96] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:52.23] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:54.71] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[03:58.96] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:59.72] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.22] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:03.47] So won't the real Shady, please stand up
[04:06.21] Please stand up, please stand up
[04:13.22] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.23] Fuck it, let's all stand up
