The Bidding
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[00:23.11] I've been sleeping in a cardboard box
[00:25.61] Spending every dollar at the liquor shop
[00:28.36] And even though I know I haven't got a lot
[00:30.86] I'll try to give you love until the day you drop
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[00:43.88] I've been training like a Pavlov dog
[00:45.87] Let my independence out to take a hike
[00:48.61] All you gotta do is activate my bell
[00:51.88] And I'll fetch you anything you like
[00:54.61] Going once, going twice
[00:56.86] Every man here has a price
[00:59.86] Over where? Over there?
[01:02.36] Sold to not a single lady in here
[01:06.11] I've been here like a thousand times
[01:07.86] Dated every woman in the atmosphere
[01:11.61] I've been to every continent
[01:13.36] Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere
[01:16.11] And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
[01:18.86] Just remember not to love me when I disappear
[01:21.36] I graduated at the top
[01:22.87] I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
[01:25.86] So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
[01:28.64] Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me
[01:31.36] Going once, going twice
[01:33.62] Won't these gentlemen suffice?
[01:36.61] Any here? Any there?
[01:39.11] Any motions anywhere?
[01:42.11] Going twice, going thrice
[01:44.87] Guess this means we'll go four times a lady
[01:48.36] I promise I'll be all you'll need, ever need
[01:53.39] You'll never have to shop around (don't shop around)
[01:59.90] And I'll give you all you'll ever need, ever need
[02:04.39] Don't worry, I will never let you down, let you down
[02:09.88] Don't worry, I will never let you down
[02:18.87] So many ladies are wanting for mates
[02:20.86] And the prospects are good, but the date's never great
[02:23.39] Over here, over there, over where? Anywhere
[02:27.11] They're too busy with winning the bidding to care
[02:29.12] And he's sold
