EMINEM BACKSTABBER
[00:01.14] Attention all units, attention all units
[00:05.15] We have an all-points bulletin out on a man with green hair
[00:08.40] I repeat, we have an APB on a man with green hair
[00:11.64] He's armed with a knife, I repeat, he's armed with a knife
[00:15.65] Proceed with caution, watch your back, fellas
[00:18.40] He could be coming at your girlfriend next
[00:20.40] There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward
[00:22.90] His face is up on the bulletin board with a reward
[00:25.65] He'll stab you with a sword, don't be fooled by his charm
[00:28.15] He's probably armed with intent to do bodily harm
[00:30.65] Ring the alarm, look for a man with green hair
[00:33.40] Check at your girl's house, he was last seen there
[00:35.90] He's has a mean stare but usually cracks jokes
[00:38.40] Good luck on your mission and guard your backs, folks
[00:41.65] Come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[00:43.15] (Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
[00:46.40] Haha, come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[00:48.40] (Why I oughta) stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
[00:51.15] We got the walkie-talkies to keep us all informed
[00:53.65] Suited up head to toe in detective uniforms
[00:56.39] Our unit storms in, we split the ghetto in sectors
[00:58.90] Lockin' down every block and put up metal detectors
[01:01.90] Protect yours and be sure that you stand close
[01:03.89] Watch each other's backs and guard your command post
[01:06.64] And most of all be advised that he's wise
[01:08.90] He could be disguised as one of your very own guys
[01:11.64] Come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[01:13.90] (Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
[01:17.15] Haha, come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[01:19.15] (Why I oughta) stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
[01:21.90] I'm on a solo mission to find him personally
[01:24.14] To settle the score and to beat him unmercifully
[01:26.90] For what he first did to me, it's sure to be the last
[01:29.64] Followin' footprints with a magnifyin' glass
[01:32.14] To drag his lyin' ass back to his padded cell
[01:34.64] I'm mad as hell, on the trail of this tattle tail
[01:37.15] I heard a yell, the voice sounded familiar
[01:39.65] "Give me your girlfriend or I'm gonna kill ya!"
[01:42.40] Come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[01:44.64] (Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
[01:47.90] Haha, come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[01:49.65] (Why I oughta) stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
[01:52.65] I followed the voice that led down a flight of steps
[01:54.89] Sneezin' at dust, and swingin' at the spider webs
[01:57.64] Inside the depths of his basement
[01:59.40] I taste lint, in my mouth
[02:01.40] Then the lights in the place went
[02:03.15] I saw my life flash in front of my eyes
[02:05.40] I felt a butcher knife slash at one of my thighs
[02:07.89] None of my guys knew where I'm at, I was doomed
[02:09.65] Then I remembered the flashlight in my costume
[02:12.90] Come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[02:14.90] (Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
[02:18.40] Haha, come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[02:20.65] (Why I oughta) stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
[02:23.40] Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned
[02:25.65] They're only powerful when you got your back turned
[02:28.15] I yearned for the day that we finally met again
[02:30.65] So I can give him a taste of his own medicine
[02:33.39] He shed his skin, then he promised to come clean
[02:35.90] I took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleen
[02:38.65] Cuffed him at the scene, then dragged the fella home
[02:41.15] Beating him over the head with the telephone
[02:43.90] Attention all cars, attention all cars
[02:46.14] Unit 313 has apprehended the suspect
[02:48.40] He's going back to the crazy home
[02:50.40] I repeat, he's going back to the crazy home
[02:52.90] Job well done
[02:54.40] Come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[02:56.40] (Why I oughta) beat a bitch snake from the hood
[02:59.65] Haha, come here, you fuckin' backstabber!
[03:01.64] (Why I oughta) stay away from him, he ain’t no good!
