I'm Back
[00:00.65] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[00:03.14] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[00:05.65] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[00:08.40] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[00:10.89] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[00:13.89] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[00:16.29] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[00:19.79] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[00:22.54] I murder a rhyme, one word at a time
[00:24.54] You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine
[00:27.29] You better get rid of that 9, it ain't gonna help
[00:29.79] What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?
[00:32.54] I'm waitin' for Hell, like hell, shit, I'm anxious as hell
[00:35.29] Manson, you're safe in that cell, be thankful it's jail
[00:37.79] I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve
[00:40.29] Thirteen, I was puttin' shells in a gauge on a shelf
[00:42.79] I used to get punked and bullied on my block
[00:45.04] 'Til I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox
[00:47.79] (Hey Ma', Ma'!)
[00:48.54] I used to give a fuck, now I could give a fuck less
[00:50.54] What do I think of success? It sucks, too much press
[00:53.18] I'm stressed, too much cess, depressed, too upset
[00:56.18] It's just too much mess, I guess I must just blew up quick (Yes)
[00:59.93] Grew up quick (No), was raised right
[01:02.18] Whatever you say is wrong, whatever I say's right
[01:05.18] You think of my name now whenever you say, "Hi"
[01:07.93] Became a commodity 'cause I'm W-H-I-
[01:10.43] T-E, ‘cause MTV was so friendly
[01:13.43] To me, can't wait 'til Kim sees me
[01:15.18] Now, is it worth it? Look at my life, how is it perfect?
[01:17.93] Read my lips, bitch! What, my mouth isn't workin'?
[01:20.93] You hear this finger? Oh, it's upside down
[01:22.93] Here, let me turn this motherfucker up right now
[01:25.68] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[01:28.43] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[01:30.93] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[01:33.43] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[01:36.43] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[01:39.43] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[01:41.93] That's why they call me Slim Shady (Shady!)
[01:45.43] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[01:47.18] I take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it
[01:49.93] Just to see if he's influenced by me, if he listens to music
[01:53.18] And if he feeds into this shit, he's an innocent victim
[01:55.43] And becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoe
[01:57.93] (*Scratches*) My name is Slim Shady
[02:00.43] I been crazy way before radio didn't play me
[02:03.18] The sensational (*scratch*) "Back is the incredible!"
[02:05.93] With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
[02:08.68] It's Ken Kaniff on the Internet
[02:11.18] Tryin' to lure your kids with him into bed
[02:13.68] It's a sick world we live in these days
[02:16.43] "Slim, for Pete's sakes, put down Christopher Reeve's legs!"
[02:19.43] Geez, you guys are so sensitive
[02:20.93] "Slim, it's a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it."
[02:24.18] Mind with no sense in it, fried schizophrenic
[02:26.68] Whose eyes get so squinted, I'm blind from smoke in 'em
[02:29.57] With my windows tinted
[02:32.32] With nine limos rented, doin' lines of coke in 'em
[02:33.07] With a bunch of guys hoppin' out, all high and indo-scented
[02:37.57] And that's where I get my name from, that's why they call me—
[02:40.57] They call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[02:43.32] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[02:45.82] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[02:48.57] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[02:51.32] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[02:53.82] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[02:56.32] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[02:58.82] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back (Back)
[03:01.82] I take seven {kids} from {Columbine}, stand 'em all in line
[03:04.32] Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9
[03:07.07] A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
[03:09.82] And that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
[03:12.57] ‘Cause I'm Shady, they call me as crazy
[03:14.82] As the world was over this whole Y2K thing
[03:17.82] And by the way, NSYNC, why do they sing?
[03:20.32] Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
[03:23.07] Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think
[03:25.57] Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
[03:28.32] It's why I tend to block out when I hear things
[03:31.32] ‘Cause all these fans screamin' is makin' my ears ring (Ahh!)
[03:34.07] So I just throw up a middle finger and let it linger
[03:36.32] Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
[03:39.32] ‘Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
[03:41.82] It'd be Jennifer Lopez and, Puffy, you know this
[03:45.07] I'm sorry, Puff, but I don't give a fuck
[03:47.07] If this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber
[03:49.82] And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
[03:52.32] At the same time and just say that it ain't mine—what's my name?
[03:55.32] I'm Slim Shady (I'm back)
[03:57.82] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[04:00.07] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[04:02.57] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[04:05.32] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[04:08.07] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[04:10.82] They call me Slim Shady (I'm back)
[04:13.82] I'm back (I'm back), I'm back
[04:16.82] Guess who's b-back, back
[04:19.32] Gue-gue-guess who's back (hi, Mom!)
[04:22.82] {*scratch*} Guess who's back
[04:24.32] {*scratch*} Gue— {*scratch*} guess who's back
[04:27.07] D-12 {*scratch*} guess who's back
[04:29.82] Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess who's back
[04:32.32] Dr. Dre {*scratch*} guess who's back
[04:35.57] Back back {*scratch*} back {*scratch*}
[04:39.82] Slim Shady, 2001
[04:47.32] I'm blew out from this blunt (*sighs*) fuck
