Big Weenie

[00:02.14] I don't understand

[00:03.89] Why are you being so mean?

[00:07.14] You're a mean, mean man

[00:10.89] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[00:14.14] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[00:16.89] All kinds of really mean things about me

[00:18.89] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[00:21.64] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[00:23.89] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[00:26.64] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[00:28.89] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[00:32.89] Alright, listen, I need you to focus

[00:35.39] I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important

[00:38.39] We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts

[00:41.14] I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment

[00:43.89] Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close 'em

[00:46.89] You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis

[00:49.64] For the next four and a half minutes, we are going to explore

[00:53.04] Into your mind to find out why you're so fucking jealous

[00:55.29] Now why did they make yoo-hoo? Pippity-kaka-poo-poo

[00:57.79] Psych, I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still listening

[01:00.54] Okay, now I need your undivided attention

[01:03.29] Sir, I have a question, why do I always sense this undeniable tension?

[01:07.54] From the moment that I enter into the room it gets all quiet and whispers

[01:11.79] Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?

[01:14.54] I've been dying to ask, it's been itching at me, is it just because...

[01:17.79] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[01:20.79] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[01:23.54] All kinds of really mean things about me

[01:25.54] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[01:28.04] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[01:30.54] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[01:33.54] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[01:36.29] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[01:39.79] Alright now I (Shit), I just flubbed a line

[01:42.04] I was going to say something extremely important

[01:44.79] But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up

[01:48.04] Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot, no, I didn't

[01:50.79] That's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I fucked up, ain't it?

[01:53.54] But I can bust one take without looking at no paper

[01:56.29] It doesn't take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day

[01:59.29] For me to say the truth, okay? You're drooling, you have tooth decay

[02:02.04] Your mouth is open, you're disgusting, what the fuck you eat for lunch?

[02:05.04] A bunch of sweets or something? What, you munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?

[02:07.79] Your tooth is rotten to the gum, your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?

[02:10.54] "Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?" You, sir, are on truth serum

[02:13.29] "Marshall, I'm so jealous of you, please say you won't tell nobody

[02:16.04] I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified

[02:18.79] That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying all these terrible

[02:21.54] Evil and awful mean things, it's my own insecurities"

[02:24.54] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[02:27.79] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[02:30.54] All kinds of really mean things about me

[02:32.29] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[02:35.04] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[02:37.29] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[02:40.04] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[02:43.04] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[02:46.29] Alright, now we, we're going to conduct

[02:49.04] That experiment that we were talking about earlier

[02:51.79] Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy

[02:55.04] 'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, wanna check to see?

[02:58.04] Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?

[03:00.54] Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirror

[03:03.04] How 'bout now? What do you have in common?

[03:05.79] You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em

[03:09.04] You look like I sound like singing about weenies

[03:11.54] Now take my weenie out of your mouth

[03:13.54] This is between me and you, I know you're not happy

[03:16.79] I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying

[03:21.04] Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying, there's no denying

[03:25.04] That my weenie is much bigger than yours is

[03:27.29] Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges

[03:30.04] Why are you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless

[03:33.04] Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous

[03:36.04] My point is this

[03:37.29] That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink

[03:40.04] Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just as...

[03:42.54] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[03:45.29] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[03:48.79] All kinds of really mean things about me

[03:50.29] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[03:52.79] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[03:55.29] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[03:58.04] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[04:00.79] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[04:05.04] Fuck off my dick