Same Song & Dance

[00:02.39] Yeah

[00:03.64] Same song and dance

[00:05.39] Damn girl, everywhere I go

[00:08.39] Same song and dance

[00:10.39] I like the way you move, all over the globe

[00:13.14] Same song and dance

[00:14.64] Something about it, man

[00:15.64] Same song and dance

[00:16.64] In the pale moonlight, yo

[00:18.39] I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kinda tooken back by

[00:21.39] The whole rapper thing, aren't ya?

[00:22.89] Probably thinking you'll get slapped so dang hard, ya

[00:25.14] Won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?

[00:27.64] Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster

[00:29.89] The police constantly bugging you non-stop

[00:32.39] I walk up on ya, “Well, hello Tonya”

[00:34.64] I think you got your OnStar button inside your car stuck

[00:37.14] You out of gas? Do you got a flat?

[00:38.64] I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat

[00:41.14] I got your back

[00:42.14] Why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back

[00:44.03] And sit up front; I'm not asking, it's a trap

[00:46.53] You just got jacked and body snatched, and it's a wrap

[00:49.03] In broad day, and no mask for this attack

[00:51.28] I heard 'em say exact opposites attract

[00:53.78] If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back

[00:56.03] Come on

[00:56.28] Yeah baby, do that dance

[00:58.03] It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

[01:00.28] Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass

[01:03.03] That windshield's too strong for you

[01:05.03] I said, yeah baby, sing that song

[01:06.78] It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

[01:09.28] You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

[01:12.53] Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?

[01:14.03] Same song and dance

[01:15.03] The first victim I had, she was a big one

[01:16.78] Big movie star, a party girl, big fun

[01:19.28] She was the girl the media always picked on

[01:21.78] In and out of rehab every four-to-six months

[01:24.28] She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts

[01:26.53] At Nickelodeon, flashed the little kids once

[01:28.78] What an event it was, I was sitting in front

[01:31.03] I was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns

[01:33.53] Seen her backstage, now here's where I come in, son

[01:35.78] Look, here she comes, I better pull out the big guns

[01:38.28] Hello Lindsay, you're looking a little thin, hun

[01:40.28] How 'bout a ride to rehab? Get in, cunt

[01:43.03] But starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want

[01:45.28] Girl, I'm just kidding, let me start over again, hun

[01:47.53] See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention

[01:50.28] Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension

[01:52.28] You little wench, ya, murder wasn't my intention

[01:54.78] If I wanted to kill you, it would've already been done

[01:57.53] Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her

[02:00.28] With 66 inches of extension cord

[02:02.03] Yeah baby, do that dance

[02:04.03] It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

[02:06.28] Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass

[02:09.03] That windshield's too strong for you

[02:11.28] I said, yeah baby, sing that song

[02:13.53] It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

[02:15.53] You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

[02:17.53] Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?

[02:20.03] Same song and dance

[02:20.78] My second victim was even bigger than the first

[02:22.53] Pop star, icon, the whole works

[02:24.78] She played a little schoolgirl when she first

[02:27.03] Burst upon the scene and seen that the world was hers

[02:29.53] She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts

[02:32.28] It irked me, it made me mad at first

[02:34.53] I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on

[02:36.53] Was that I had developed a crush

[02:38.43] I just didn't know how to tell it to her

[02:39.93] Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?

[02:42.18] Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons, or

[02:44.68] Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?

[02:46.93] We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk

[02:49.18] Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must

[02:51.68] Creep up to her mansion in stilettos, and just

[02:53.93] Climb the gate, and ring the bell, like "Hello, my love"

[02:56.43] I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up

[02:58.93] Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?

[03:00.68] I'll share my Valium with you 'cause I'm feeling you Britney

[03:02.93] I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one

[03:04.93] Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent

[03:06.93] I've been feeling you, ooh-ooh, girl, you sexy little gal, you

[03:10.18] Hold that pill any longer, it'll get sentimental value

[03:12.93] C'mon toots, give me the Valium alley-oop

[03:15.18] I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke

[03:17.43] And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup

[03:19.68] I'm 'bout to make a new outfit out of you

[03:21.93] New outfit? Shit, I'll make a suit out of you, shoot

[03:24.18] Now, show me how you move, baby, do how a-you do

[03:26.68] Yeah baby, do that dance

[03:28.68] It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

[03:30.68] Girl, shake that ass, you ain't never gonna break that glass

[03:33.82] That windshield's too strong for you

[03:36.07] I said, yeah baby, sing that song

[03:37.82] It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

[03:40.32] You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all

[03:43.07] Look at you bawl, why you crying to me?

[03:44.57] Same song and dance

[03:47.07] Same kicking and screaming, same crying and sobbing

[03:49.57] Same song and dance

[03:51.82] Same begging and pleading, same yelling and bleeding

[03:54.32] Same song and dance

[03:57.07] Yeah

[03:59.07] Same song and dance

[04:01.82] I know

[04:04.07] Same song and dance