Cold Wind Blows

[00:00.38] 'Cause some things just don't change

[00:02.52] It's better when they stay the same

[00:05.27] Although the whole world knows your name

[00:06.78] Some want a bigger stage

[00:08.78] They came to see you spit your game, whoa

[00:12.28] But it shouldn't be difficult to explain

[00:15.53] Just why you came back again

[00:17.53] You hate the fame, love the game

[00:19.53] Cold as ice you remain, fuck 'em all

[00:22.78] Tell 'em all eat shit, here we go again

[00:29.53] Oh!

[00:31.53] God damn!

[00:33.78] Is it that time again already?

[00:37.53] Haha, okay

[00:40.53] Y'all don’t look too happy to see me

[00:42.78] Fuck, man

[00:44.53] Don’t everybody welcome me back at once

[00:47.28] All right

[00:49.53] Fuck y’all then!

[00:51.28] You can get the dick, just call me the ballsack, I'm nuts

[00:54.28] Michael Vick in this bitch, dog—fall back, you mutts!

[00:57.03] Fuck your worms, you've never seen such a sick puppy

[00:59.78] Fuck it, a sick duck, I want my duck sicked, mummy

[01:02.78] And my nuts licked, gobble 'em up, trick, yummy

[01:05.53] Bitch, you don't fuckin' think I know that you suck dick, dummy?

[01:08.28] You'll get your butt kicked, fuck all that love shit, honey

[01:11.28] Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny

[01:14.28] Shorty, dance, while I diss you to the beat, fuck the words

[01:17.28] You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah, struck a nerve, sucker

[01:20.53] Motherfucker, might as well let my lips pucker

[01:23.03] Like Elton John, 'cause I'm just a mean cocksucker

[01:25.53] The shit is on 'cause you went and pissed me off

[01:27.78] Now I'm shittin' and pissin' on everybody

[01:29.66] Give a fuck if it's right or wrong

[01:31.91] So puff the Buddha, light a bong, but take a look at Mariah

[01:34.41] Next time I inspire you to write a song—come on!

[01:37.41] Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

[01:41.41] I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

[01:43.91] When it snows and it's twenty below

[01:46.91] Ask me why, man, I just don't know

[01:49.66] No-no-no, no-no, no

[01:52.73] I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

[01:55.41] Blow-blow-blows

[01:56.41] Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh

[01:59.66] Fuck it, I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth

[02:02.16] Y'all are sittin' ducks, I'm the only goose standin'

[02:05.16] I'll set the world on fire, piss on it, put it out

[02:07.91] Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fuckin' around

[02:10.66] Motherfucker, I'll show you pussy-footin'

[02:12.91] I'll kick a bitch in the cunt 'til it makes a queef

[02:15.41] And sounds like a fuckin' whoopee cushion

[02:17.16] Who the fuck is you pushin'?

[02:18.41] You musta mistook me for some sissy soft punk

[02:20.91] Lookin' for some nookie or bosom

[02:22.66] Go ahead, fuckin' hater, push me!

[02:24.41] I told you ain't no fuckin' way to shush me

[02:26.41] Call me a faggot 'cause I hate a pussy

[02:28.66] Man the fuck up, sissy, G's up, all you gardeners freeze up

[02:31.91] Put your hoes down, "Shady ease up!

[02:34.16] Man, chill!" Nah, I can't, goddamn it, rap is a landfill

[02:37.66] Drop the anvil, these are shoes that you can't fill

[02:40.66] Shit, the day that happens the world will stop spinnin'

[02:43.41] And Michael J. Fox'll come to a standstill

[02:45.66] During an earthquake, urine in your face

[02:48.16] 'Cause you're fake (*lightning noise*) Ow! What the fuck? That hurt, wait!

[02:51.16] (*Lightning noise*) Ow! What the fuck? I just got struck by lightnin'

[02:54.66] Alright then, I quit, God, I give up

[02:56.66] Call it evil that men do

[02:58.41] Lord, forgive me for what my pen do

[03:00.41] "This is for your sins, I cleanse you

[03:02.16] And you can repent, but I warn you

[03:03.91] If you continue, to Hell I'll send you"

[03:06.16] And just then the wind blew, and I said...

[03:07.91] Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

[03:12.16] I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

[03:15.16] When it snows and it's twenty below

[03:17.91] Ask me why, man, I just don't know

[03:20.41] No-no-no, no-no, no

[03:23.41] I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

[03:26.41] Blow-blow-blows

[03:27.66] Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh

[03:30.91] How long will I be this way? Shady until my dyin' day

[03:33.91] 'Til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say

[03:36.66] "So long," 'til then, I'll drop the fuckin' bombs

[03:38.91] Like I missed the pass when I went long

[03:41.41] If you don't like it, you can kiss my ass in a lint thong

[03:43.66] Now sing along, slut this, slut that, learn the words to the song

[03:47.41] "Oh, bitches don't like that," homie, I'll be nicer to women

[03:50.16] When Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimmin'

[03:53.16] Man, I'm a cold soul, I roll solo

[03:55.66] So, don't compare me to them other bums over there

[03:58.91] It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums, yeah

[04:01.66] I'm bananas, pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pair

[04:04.66] But I swear, you try to diss me, I'll slaughter you

[04:06.91] I put that on everything, like everyone does with Auto-Tune

[04:10.66] The last thing you want to do is have me spit out a rhyme

[04:13.91] And say, "I was writing this and I thought of you," so

[04:16.66] Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh

[04:20.16] I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

[04:22.66] When it snows and it's twenty below

[04:26.16] Ask me why, man, I just don't know

[04:28.41] No-no-no, no-no, no

[04:31.66] I'm as cold as the cold wind blows

[04:33.91] Blow-blow-blows

[04:35.41] Blow-blow, blows, oh, oh-oh-oh, oh

[04:39.41] I don't know, I don't know what caused

[04:42.16] I don't know what caused me to be this way

[04:45.16] I don't know, I don't know

[04:46.91] But I'll probably be this way 'til my dyin' day

[04:50.66] I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold

[04:54.41] Mean things I don't mean to say

[04:56.41] I guess this is how you made me