Tone Deaf

[00:00.90] Yeah, I'm sorry (Huh?)

[00:03.65] What did you say?

[00:06.40] Oh, I can't hear you

[00:10.65] I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out (Out), yeah (I need Auto-Tune)

[00:14.65] Yeah

[00:15.15] It's my alter ego's fault

[00:17.15] These evil thoughts could be so dark

[00:19.40] Cerebral palsy, three Zolofts

[00:21.15] I eat, doze off to "Rico Suave" (Look it up)

[00:24.15] Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel, a backpack full of Paxil

[00:28.15] A black satchel, a knapsack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels

[00:31.65] Girl, let's go back-back to my castle (Yeah)

[00:33.40] I don't wanna hassle you, Alexandra

[00:35.40] But my dick's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (Stands for you, oh)

[00:38.90] Wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)

[00:40.65] All I know is Friday, I met you (What?)

[00:42.40] Saturday, I'll probably forget you

[00:44.40] Guess that's what the Molly and ex do (What the fuck?)

[00:46.40] 'Cause who the fuck am I laying next to? (Huh)

[00:48.15] But evеr since D-Nice To Tha Rescuе, Fila Fresh Crew (Uh)

[00:51.15] I been a lab rat (Yeah) from a test tube (Uh)

[00:53.15] I'm goin' in-nn like the red roof (Red Roof Inn)

[00:56.15] You don't like it, eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks (Yeah)

[00:57.90] Call it caught between a rock and a hard place

[00:59.90] Like a sasquatch in a crawlspace

[01:01.65] 'Cause you're watchin' your heart race like you're Scarface

[01:03.65] In a car chase with the cops or an arcade

[01:05.40] Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race duckin' saw blades

[01:08.15] At a stop and a start pace

[01:09.65] What I'm tryin' to say is I'm drivin' 'em all crazy

[01:12.15] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)

[01:15.90] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)

[01:19.90] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)

[01:23.90] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah)

[01:27.90] I see the rap game, then attack the verses (Uh)

[01:29.90] Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (Yeah)

[01:31.90] Just like your funeral, I'm at your service (What?)

[01:33.90] Pockets 'on stuff' like a taxidermist (Woo)

[01:36.15] Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and her grandmother in a tan

[01:39.90] Colored van pull up with a handful of Xans

[01:41.90] And a substantial amount of gan' just to ask what my

[01:44.15] (Plans) plans for the night are (Yeah)

[01:46.15] I said, "Sneak into the Sleep Inn for the weekend and pretend it's a five-star," yeah

[01:50.15] Or leap into the deep end of the pool

[01:52.15] I can show you where the dives are (Get it?), ha

[01:54.15] We don't even gotta drive far

[01:55.90] I know this spot that is so live

[01:57.15] But I'm tryna get some head first (What?), like a nosedive (Haha)

[02:01.04] So many side chicks, can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch

[02:05.04] So when it comes to ass, bitch, I get behind like the Heimlich (Get behind, yeah)

[02:08.79] Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides shit

[02:12.29] Pushed her out the Sidekick, then I flipped the lil' white bitch off like a light switch (Bitch)

[02:16.29] It's okay not to like my shit

[02:18.04] Everything's fine, drink your wine, bitch

[02:20.04] And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, bitch (Rhyme, bitch)

[02:23.04] But ask me, will I stick to my guns (Guns) like adhesive tape? (Adhesive tape)

[02:26.04] Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats to cheesecake and a decent steak? (Huh?)

[02:29.79] You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake?

[02:31.79] I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date (Damn)

[02:34.05] And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday

[02:37.04] So save that sssshit for the damn library (Shh)

[02:39.04] You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah)

[02:41.80] Well, I am Piss Pissedofferson (Oh)

[02:43.54] Paul's askin' for Christmas off again

[02:45.04] I said, "No," then I spit this song for him

[02:47.29] It goes

[02:48.04] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)

[02:52.04] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)

[02:56.04] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)

[02:59.79] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[03:03.79] Bitch, I can make "orange" rhyme with "banana" (Yeah)

[03:05.94] Bornana

[03:07.44] Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas

[03:09.19] At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma

[03:11.19] But I'm more like a four-five with the grammar

[03:13.44] 'Bout to show you why your five favorite rappers can't touch this

[03:15.69] But before I get the hammer

[03:17.19] I should warn you, I'm Thor-like in this manner (Thor)

[03:19.19] But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me or

[03:21.94] I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me

[03:23.69] I'd need to be a motherfuckin' pizzeria

[03:25.94] But you ain't gettin' no cheese from me

[03:27.69] I went from Little Caesars, BLTses, grilled cheeses

[03:30.94] Bein' dirt poor to filthy rich, I'm still me, bitch

[03:33.94] Like a realtor, that's real tea (Realty), bitch (Real talk)

[03:36.19] Aftermath, bitch, whole camp's lit

[03:38.19] We put out fire, Dre stamps it

[03:39.94] With my cohorts, hit a bogart

[03:42.19] Yeah, got your whole squad yellin', "Oh, God"

[03:43.94] Here comes Barshall with no holds barred

[03:46.19] Bitch, I'm a hurricane, you're a blowhard

[03:48.19] Like your old broad, she full of semen (Sea men), like the coast guard

[03:51.44] And life's been pretty good to me so far (Yeah), for the most part

[03:54.19] Had a couple of run-ins with po-po, caught

[03:56.19] A couple assault charges, got a few priors (Priers) like crowbars (Priors)

[03:59.19] Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now

[04:00.94] That 5-0's startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car (Woo)

[04:04.19] I'll be an old fart, but you don't want no part, so, bitch, don't start (Don't start)

[04:07.19] Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart

[04:09.19] I ain't went nowhere, call me coleslaw

[04:11.19] 'Cause I'm out for the cabbage and I'm so raw

[04:13.19] And if time is money, you have no clocks

[04:15.19] And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' cold-cocked

[04:17.94] My enemies, I'm a chimney, give me the smoke, opps

[04:20.19] And R.I.P. to King Von, and it don't stop, and I know not

[04:23.94] What the fuck you say? I told y'all, it ain't me, it's my alter ego's fault

[04:28.44] But if y'all wanna cancel me, no prob

[04:29.94] I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul (Woo)

[04:31.94] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)

[04:35.82] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)

[04:40.07] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)

[04:44.07] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (I'm tone-deaf)