Eminem Nail in the coffin

[00:00.39] This motherfucker, man!

[00:02.64] Just won't shut up, will you?

[00:04.14] Talking 'bout I owe him

[00:05.89] Bitch, you owe me!

[00:07.39] I'm promotin' you right now

[00:09.64] Yo, let's put the nail in this coffin!

[00:11.39] I don't wanna be like this

[00:14.14] I don't really wanna hurt no feelings

[00:17.14] But I'm only being real when I say

[00:19.39] Nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap (nope)

[00:22.64] And old men have heart attacks

[00:24.89] And I don't wanna be responsible for that

[00:27.64] So, put the mic down and walk away

[00:30.14] You can still have a little bit of dignity

[00:32.89] I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino

[00:36.14] An 83-year-old fake Pacino

[00:39.14] So how can he hold me over some balcony without

[00:41.64] Blowing his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me?

[00:45.39] Please don't—you'll probably fall with me

[00:47.64] And our asses'll both be history

[00:49.89] But then again you'd finally get your wish

[00:52.39] ‘Cause you'll be all over the street, like 50 Cent

[00:55.64] Fuckin' punk pussy! Fuck you, chump!

[00:57.89] Give me a one-on-one, see if I don't fuck you up

[01:00.64] Tried to jump the Ruff Ryders and they cut you up

[01:03.39] And you put Jada on a track, that's how much you suck

[01:06.14] Dick in the industry, swear that you in the streets hustlin'

[01:09.39] You sit behind a fuckin' desk at The Source butt-kissin'

[01:12.64] And beggin' motherfuckers for guest appearances

[01:14.89] And you can't even get the clearances

[01:16.89] 'Cause real lyricists don't even respect you or take you serious

[01:20.39] It's not that we don't like you—we hate you, period

[01:23.39] Talk about a mid-life crisis, damn

[01:25.39] Last week you was shakin' Obie Trice's hand

[01:28.39] Now he's a buster? What the fuck's with that?

[01:30.39] Get on a track dissin' us, kissin' 50's ass

[01:33.39] And askin' me what I know about indictments, bite me!

[01:36.64] Bitch, I got two cases and probation—fight me!

[01:40.14] What do I know about standin' in front of a judge like a man

[01:43.14] Ready to take whatever sentence he hands?

[01:45.14] What you know about your wife slicin' her wrists

[01:47.14] Right in front of the only thing that you have in this world

[01:50.14] A little girl?

[01:51.14] And I put that on her, when this is all over

[01:54.14] I would never try to make her a star and eat off her

[01:56.64] I don't know shit about no choppin' rocks

[01:58.64] But what you know about Hip Hop Shops rockin' spots

[02:01.64] Where you the only white boy up in that bitch just rippin'?

[02:04.39] Pressin' up your own fliers and your stickers, stickin'

[02:07.14] Them bitches up after spendin' six hours at Kinko's

[02:09.89] Just makin' copies of your covers of cassette singles

[02:12.64] To sell them out of the trunk of your Tracer

[02:15.14] Spendin' your whole paychecks at Disc Makers

[02:17.89] What you know about being bullied over half your life?

[02:20.89] Oh, that's right, you should know what that's like

[02:23.14] You're half white; Vanilla Ice, spill the beans and rice

[02:26.14] I'm eatin' you alive inside, Jesus Christ!

[02:29.14] If you're that much of a gangsta, put the mic down!

[02:32.14] You should be out killin' motherfuckers right now

[02:34.89] Kill a motherfucker dead, kill him dead, bitch!

[02:37.89] Shoot 'em in the fuckin' head—go ahead, bitch!

[02:40.39] Slap my mom! Slap the fuck out of her!

[02:42.89] She can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of ya

[02:45.64] ‘Cause you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fuckin' joke

[02:48.64] If you was really sellin' coke, well, then what the fuck

[02:51.64] You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack

[02:53.89] You'd make a lot more money than you do from rap

[02:56.64] You'll never have no security, you'll never be famous

[02:59.64] You'll never know what it's like to be rich

[03:02.14] Life's a bitch, ain't it? Raymond?

[03:03.89] Here, let me break the shit down in layman's terms for you, just to make sure that you

[03:08.03] Can understand it and Canibus ain't using too many complicated fuckin' words for you

[03:12.77] Here, let me slow it down for you

[03:14.52] So that you could understand if I say it slower

[03:17.52] Let it go, dog, it's over

[03:19.28] I don't wanna be like this

[03:22.02] I don't really wanna hurt no feelings

[03:25.02] But I'm only being real when I say

[03:27.27] Nobody wants to hear they grandfather rap (nope)

[03:30.77] And old men have heart attacks

[03:32.78] And I don't wanna be responsible for that

[03:35.52] So, put the mic down and walk away

[03:38.03] You can still have a little bit of dignity

[03:41.27] Haha… talking 'bout I have motherfuckers callin' your crib

[03:46.02] Bitch, you ain't even got a fuckin' crib!

[03:48.78] You ain't even got a fuckin' phone… fuckin' bum!

[03:52.77] Threatenin' to shut me down at your lil' fuckin' Source magazine, if I come back on you and attack you

[03:58.78] Bitch, you attacked me first!

[04:00.03] Take it like a man, and shut the fuck up!

[04:02.77] And fuck your little magazine too!

[04:05.03] I don't need your little fuckin' magazine

[04:07.27] I got XXL's number anyways

[04:10.03] And y'all can't stand it, ‘cause they gettin' bigger than y'all

[04:15.03] Oh, and by the way, how'd I look on the VMA's?

[04:20.77] When you was watchin' me

[04:22.52] From whatever fuckin' TV you was watchin' me from

[04:25.27] From Boston… the mean streets of Boston

[04:30.53] Fuckin' sissy! And you got us scared up in here, motherfucker

[04:36.27] Suck our motherfuckin' dicks!

[04:39.52] Oh! And for those that don't know

[04:43.28] Don't get it twisted, y'all: The Source has a white owner!